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Which do you prefer?
Thin - Ridin' the rails. 24 30.00%
Curvy - Dat ass. 52 65.00%
BBW - Meat on them bones. 2 2.50%
Obese - Notify Guiness. 2 2.50%
Voters: 80. This poll is closed

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07:30 AM on 06/26/12 
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echoneptune
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Which do you prefer?
12:26 PM on 06/26/12 
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White
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Prefer for what?

For sex, options #1 and #2

For shelter if I'm homeless and cardboard boxes just aren't cutting it, options #3 and #4.

For a date, options #1 and #2.

For being stranded on an island with one other person and must resort to cannibalism in order to survive, options #3 and #4.

For a wife whose appearance will help net her many job opportunities, thus enabling her to help provide us and our children with a comfortable life, #1 and #2.

For a wife whose physical condition will help net thousands of dollars in disability checks per month, thus enabling her to help provide for me and our children for maybe 10-12 years before they eventually die from heart disease courtesy of the awful genes and eating habits they got from their mother, #3 and #4.

So, it depends.
06:15 AM on 06/27/12 
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suicidesaints
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Prefer for what?

For sex, options #1 and #2

For shelter if I'm homeless and cardboard boxes just aren't cutting it, options #3 and #4.

For a date, options #1 and #2.

For being stranded on an island with one other person and must resort to cannibalism in order to survive, options #3 and #4.

For a wife whose appearance will help net her many job opportunities, thus enabling her to help provide us and our children with a comfortable life, #1 and #2.

For a wife whose physical condition will help net thousands of dollars in disability checks per month, thus enabling her to help provide for me and our children for maybe 10-12 years before they eventually die from heart disease courtesy of the awful genes and eating habits they got from their mother, #3 and #4.

So, it depends.

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12:13 PM on 06/27/12 
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phillycheese37
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I date a fairly curvy girl for a while. New girlfriend is very thin and I have to say, it turns me on.
personality has a lot to do with it too
03:01 AM on 07/09/12 
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Ismael182
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Um..
06:52 PM on 07/10/12 
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GarbageElitist
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I'm glad to notice that curvy won out. Skinny is unhealthy.
04:29 AM on 07/11/12 
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BLNK182
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obese!!!!!!!!!
09:56 AM on 07/11/12 
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_bluestOCT
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lol @ skinny is unhealthy
11:25 AM on 07/11/12 
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Cody Nelson
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I'm glad to notice that curvy won out. Skinny is unhealthy.

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure this is like the complete opposite of correct.
03:11 PM on 07/11/12 
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Brandon Allin
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Thin.

Skinny being unhealthy wins the dumbest statement of the day.
04:39 PM on 07/11/12 
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Definitely thin but I can get down with curvy too.
08:39 PM on 07/17/12 
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SiberianGain
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Gotta say thin.
01:23 PM on 07/18/12 
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TheAirGuitarist
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All other things being equal I'd say thin (though an option 3 or 4 who's a charismatic, rocket scientist billionaire beats a former high school cheerleader any day).

As for thin being unhealthy...no it's anorexic/bulemic that's unhealthy. If you're skinny because you exercise and eat controlled portions that's very healthy. It's if you simply don't eat or just purge anything you do eat that's unhealthy. When I put option 1 I'm not talking holocaust survivor skinny.
12:10 PM on 07/20/12 
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mondaie
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I prefer buff girls with flat chests, penises, and deep voices.
02:37 PM on 07/20/12 
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surette
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Curvy. Being stick thin just isn't attractive to me.
 



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