[nightsides]

I'll start.

1. The Lion King was gay-themed, because "Nala" is "Alan" backwards.
2. Steve Urkel was perverse.
3. The "mortal" in Mortal Kombat was a reference to mortal sin.
4. Eminem was obviously gay, and you could tell that by the sound of his voice.
5. The Beastie Boys' band name was a reference to bestiality.
6. Fern Gully was "new age" and was therefore wrong to watch.

[maxvsmaradona]

Santa Clause.

[maxvsmaradona]

Tooth fairy

[maxvsmaradona]

Easter bunny

[maxvsmaradona]

"You can do whatever you want to do!"

[sjb2k1]

if you try hard you can be the president!

[richter915]

Originally Posted by nightsides

I'll start.

1. The Lion King was gay-themed, because "Nala" is "Alan" backwards.
2. Steve Urkel was perverse.
3. The "mortal" in Mortal Kombat was a reference to mortal sin.
4. Eminem was obviously gay, and you could tell that by the sound of his voice.
5. The Beastie Boys' band name was a reference to bestiality.
6. Fern Gully was "new age" and was therefore wrong to watch.

were you raised in some sort of fundamental religious home? a lot of anti-sexuality things in that list.

[nightsides]

Originally Posted by richter915

were you raised in some sort of fundamental religious home? a lot of anti-sexuality things in that list.

My parents are hardcore Catholic/paranoid.

[dontdrivenaked]

Catholicism.

[ModernArtillery]

The usual. Santa, tooth fairy, easter bunny, god.

[steve187]

Originally Posted by nightsides

I'll start.
4. Eminem was obviously gay, and you could tell that by the sound of his voice.

[Alex DiVincenzo]

Your parents sound nuts haha

There was a good Reddit topic recently that addressed something similar, but I can't find it.

[DemBitties]

"You're special in each and every way."

[ParkwayTom]

"A college degree will get you a good job."

[marieeboxx]

Everything.