[HarryPotter]

Officially over.

I walked into my apartment after sitting in traffic for an hour and driving through heavy ass rain. I knew damn well the girl i was seeing would be inside. I opened the door and saw that it was dark. i took a step in and next thing i know i'm screaming and coughing my lungs out as i'm being tased. I swing wildly but as I did I knew it was her, I knew she thought it was going to be funny. And I also knew that I wanted my fist to find her face.
It wasn't necessarily the pain, but everything else that went with being attacked in pitch black that intensified the experience. i turned on the light and saw her face. she knew not to laugh. she knew that it was a bad joke to play on me. some people could laugh it off, but i wasn't some people. fear came into her eyes, not the fear that i was going to pummel her, but she knew that the next words i say were going to be important. I didn't know what i wanted to say, i just knew that my pride couldn't let that go unpunished. i walked to my room grabbed her clothes that were on the bed, picked up her laptop and walked to the door. I opened it and placed them gently outside and simply said "you can get the rest tomorrow." At that point she started apologizing profusely, but my stubbornness wouldn't hear it. I put my arms to her shoulders and forcibly removed her from my apartment as she cried.
I was so excited coming home to see her. we were a new relationship, not even 3 weeks old.
I know the type of person i am, i know i won't forgive her even though i want to. but i have to ask. am i wrong?

its 3 am, this happend at 8pm. i just cooled off enough to lay down, but i don't know. my mind is racing so i wont sleep anytime soon.

[bobsheiskawy]

i think you should've cast an expelliarmus charm before you walked in.

[Less Than Mike]

Originally Posted by HarryPotter

I was so excited coming home to see her. we were a new relationship, not even 3 weeks old. I know the type of person i am, i know i won't forgive her even though i want to. but i have to ask. am i wrong?

its 3 am, this happend at 8pm. i just cooled off enough to lay down, but i don't know. my mind is racing so i wont sleep anytime soon.

The fact that she thought this was going to be funny or even acceptable is scary. But the fact that she did something as batshit insane as this just 3 weeks into the relationship is downright terrifying. Can only imagine what might happen after you guys have been dating for 6 months. It would most definitely not be wrong to break up with her.

Btw, you handled it extremely cool and calm for a dude who just had 50,000 volts passing through him.

[CallMeTroy]

She's out of her mind. The end.

[allthewaysaid]

Fuck that. Bitch is crazy. Is she good in bed?

[CastlesXClouds]

say youre sorry

[danofthedead]

if she hit you with one of those hand held stun guns quit crying, its not that bad. if she shot you with an actual taser (with hooks that embed themselves in your skin), quit crying it only last 5 seconds and its over after that. no doubt she's a fuckin whack job and you were right to cast her out but come on, it isn't that painful.

[introduction]

Originally Posted by danofthedead

if she hit you with one of those hand held stun guns quit crying, its not that bad. if she shot you with an actual taser (with hooks that embed themselves in your skin), quit crying it only last 5 seconds and its over after that. no doubt she's a fuckin whack job and you were right to cast her out but come on, it isn't that painful.

What's the point of this post? To show off that you're a real man who isn't afraid of something that has been reported to feel like "having nail guns applied to your hands and feet while you're being dunked in a vat of boiling water."?

She's completely nuts if she thinks lying in wait in someone's house and then tasering them in the dark is any kind of joke, let alone an acceptable one, and you're completely within your rights to tell her to fuck off to hell.

[suicidesaints]

seems like a pretty cruel joke... not really all that funny. I could see casting it off if it was someone who you'd been friends with for a long time, but 3 weeks is pretty early in the relationship to step up joking to this level. This is the shit that the Jackass guys do... and I always tell my friends if they pulled some of the type of Jackass shit that they do in the movies, it would be on.

[danofthedead]

Originally Posted by introduction

What's the point of this post? To show off that you're a real man who isn't afraid of something that has been reported to feel like "having nail guns applied to your hands and feet while you're being dunked in a vat of boiling water."?

She's completely nuts if she thinks lying in wait in someone's house and then tasering them in the dark is any kind of joke, let alone an acceptable one, and you're completely within your rights to tell her to fuck off to hell.

I've been tased, its in no way similar to what you quoted. my point was to make fun of him IN JEST and confirm that yes, she's a looney toon. calm down, son.

[TheRealJohnOC]

Wow! Ginny is one crazy bitch! She probably got the idea from Fred and George.

[Yontsey]

You're 25 and your user name is HarryPotter. I'm not sure who's more crazy.

[HarryPotter]

I don't know if it's in my head or not, but the point I git tasked still hurts. What a strange girl she apparently was.

[PAPER R1VAL]

About three years ago, I lived in an incredibly sketchy apartment complex (because it was cheap, and close to campus).

This middle aged black woman lived in the apartment next to me and I would always hear loud chanting and screaming at random times throughout the day and night. Turns out she was schizophrenic and lived there alone...scary as hell.

My girlfriend and I came home one night and she was pacing in the hallway telling Jesus to take her home. We walked to my door as fast as possible, and as I was walking in, I saw her basically sprinting towards us...slammed the door in her face, like any normal person would do.

About two minutes later, I hear this clicking noise at my door and I look through the peephole and she's fucking tasering my door and pounding on it like crazy. Weirdest shit ever.

So, I told my girlfriend to call the cops and I opened the door after the woman left. I went out in the hallway, but not before putting a barstool in the open door frame.

This crazy bitch came back into the hallway and started yelling that she was dying. At this point, about six or seven people are in the hallway (mostly students around my age) - you know, they want to see what the hell is going on. She started pacing back and forth, shooting this shitty, flea market taser off every few seconds...then she started speed walking towards me.

I grabbed the barstool, and used it to push her crazy ass backwards to keep her at a distance. She held the taser out at me and it started clicking - it wasn't powerful and it didn't have any kind of projectile mechanism, so it wasn't in any danger from a short distance. She would have to place it on my body for it to have any effect. ...but I was so pissed that she was do this, that I pulled back the barstool and hit her across the torso.

She fell to the floor and just rolled around until the police got there. Everyone vouched for me, and I was basically defending myself.

The landlord came by the next day and apologized to me. The woman's sister put her into a nuthouse shortly after.

TL;DR: Psychotic black woman tried to tase me, so I hit her with a barstool.

[seymourbuttes]

Originally Posted by HarryPotter

I walked into my apartment after sitting in traffic for an hour and driving through heavy ass rain. I knew damn well the girl i was seeing would be inside. I opened the door and saw that it was dark. i took a step in and next thing i know i'm screaming and coughing my lungs out as i'm being tased. I swing wildly but as I did I knew it was her, I knew she thought it was going to be funny. And I also knew that I wanted my fist to find her face.
It wasn't necessarily the pain, but everything else that went with being attacked in pitch black that intensified the experience. i turned on the light and saw her face. she knew not to laugh. she knew that it was a bad joke to play on me. some people could laugh it off, but i wasn't some people. fear came into her eyes, not the fear that i was going to pummel her, but she knew that the next words i say were going to be important. I didn't know what i wanted to say, i just knew that my pride couldn't let that go unpunished. i walked to my room grabbed her clothes that were on the bed, picked up her laptop and walked to the door. I opened it and placed them gently outside and simply said "you can get the rest tomorrow." At that point she started apologizing profusely, but my stubbornness wouldn't hear it. I put my arms to her shoulders and forcibly removed her from my apartment as she cried.
I was so excited coming home to see her. we were a new relationship, not even 3 weeks old.
I know the type of person i am, i know i won't forgive her even though i want to. but i have to ask. am i wrong?

its 3 am, this happend at 8pm. i just cooled off enough to lay down, but i don't know. my mind is racing so i wont sleep anytime soon.

Originally Posted by allthewaysaid

Fuck that. Bitch is crazy. Is she good in bed?

That ^^...

Bitch sounds crazy, but they're always the best in bed... She hot? And absolutely not, don't get back with her, keep her for the fucks.