[brook183]

Originally Posted by JamieTheSonger

You mean there was a type of Graham Cracker and Corn Flakes or that just the product in general

The product in general. They believed that spicy or flavorful foods promoted masturbation, so they made them as bland as possible.

[sevinw0rds]

Originally Posted by HarryPotter

I'm pretty sure my dog can give himself oral

Please don't talk about Padfoot that way.

[ellie117]

Originally Posted by SilenceBrokenTT

Three words: Hitachi Magic Wand

Great solo, or with two people... oh, and it's also good for what they say it's for, massages, lol.

Curious to realize this was suggested by a male...

[B3tty]

Hilarious. Public restrooms though? That is a bit creepy.

[burnmotion]

I wouldn't prefer to do it in a public restroom, but from the ones I've seen/used, I doubt people doing it there would make them any more disgusting.

[steviestare]

what?

[mike'smannequin]

Originally Posted by B3tty

Hilarious. Public restrooms though? That is a bit creepy.

My thoughts exactly

[steviestare]

Creepy is barely scratching the surface.

[Mr. November]

ive had sex in a public restroom, why wouldn't i jerk off in one?

[steviestare]

But sex is respectable, there is another person involved. Sitting in there by yourself is just sad.

[Mr. November]

its not sad

it's normal

[Hamlet]

When in doubt, whip it out.

[CGarnsay]

So here this goes... I don't do it. I may be weird, but when I was single... I went on a streak of one night stands or booty calls. Though my current girlfriend has stamina issues, when apparently I last too long (average of 45 minutes to hour and a half), and she just can't take it most of the time, though she loves sex... so when she is done cumming multiple times, it's oral time, which I don't mind at all. I just don't see the point in the inevitable carpel tunnel to get off.
Overall lesson... This fat kid can fuck.

Though I will say, people that masturbate aren't weird, my girlfriend does it every night (If I'm not around) so she can sleep better. So enjoy a spank here and there, though not doing it makes you a nicer guy because then you're trying to get laid, and probably will after awhile. Find a girl of larger size, they aren't bad as long as their clean and not too big. Yes, I am shallow for a guy who weighs 270, oh well.

[texasforever]

OP made me think of the guy from Sons Of Anarchy where they have to chop his fingers off cos he can't stop masturbating.

[.invisible ink.]

Originally Posted by CGarnsay

So here this goes... I don't do it. I may be weird, but when I was single... I went on a streak of one night stands or booty calls. Though my current girlfriend has stamina issues, when apparently I last too long (average of 45 minutes to hour and a half).

Anyone who told you that girls want it for that long was misinformed. Your girlfriend is a trooper. It doesn't make you a good lover to go for an hour, really. It gets painful and uncomfortable to have some guy (and in your case, some fat guy) jack-rabbiting on their most sensitive part for that long. I can appreciate that you understand this and go down on your girl instead of constantly force her to endure you fucking her until her pussy is black and blue but patting yourself on your back for lasting is not really an accomplishment. Try to cum like 15 minutes in, I bet she'd appreciate that much more.

I doubt she'd ever tell you as much either. It's a sensitive topic to bring up.