It's more my fault for getting dragged into the nonsense than his. Damn you desk job! |
Now this might be a stretch, but hear me out.
What if all along suicidesaints
knew you had a desk job? Call me crazy, but you've probably mentioned it before. It's just a theory, but what if he created this entire thread as a ploy-- you know, so that you would lose productive hours at work.
But why would he do that?
Unless your "desk job" is code for a Lions spy... think about it. It's all coming together. Now I'm not saying that the London Olympics management were in on it, but answer me this: where's the proof that they're not?
Either way, I fear it's too late to do anything about this growing conspiracy.
Those looking for things like "proof" or "facts" look no further:
http://dougfunniesjournal.tumblr.com/