[Jordachejeans91]

Originally Posted by Liam_Pace

I would have said "Hell No!" and slapped the bitch.

It was so awkward i didnt know what to do, so it kind of froze me I was just sitting there going uhhhhh?

[TheRealJohnOC]

Some girl used her teeth so much when going down on me that I started to bleed. That was frightening.

[zporter92]

Originally Posted by SingleDoubt

I can beat that one. Before my current girlfriend and I had sex, we were just hooking up for a few days (just making out and shit, I was roommates with my sister and her bf and she's my sister's best friend so we wanted to keep it quiet at first) until one night she said "Wait, nobody's home. Why aren't we having sex?" I agreed and, trying to be smooth, picked her up to carry her into my bedroom from the living room. I opened the door to my pitch black room, closed the door behind us, walked towards the bed and proceeded to trip over an Xbox controller that was plugged in. That took both of us down, as well at the tv stand, and of course, my flat screen.

I ended up with a fucked up ankle for a few weeks, she bruised her tailbone, and my 2-month old tv now had a huge crack in the middle of the screen. Least boss thing I've ever done in my life. Still got laid, but at quite the cost.

Haha damn. I think the fact that you still got some after that makes it a little more boss

[SmeezyBeezy]

Originally Posted by HarryPotter

I had a girl burp in my mouth. And throw up on me. To make up for it I picked up a girl at a bar and I dropped a pebble in her mouth. Technically she wasn't kissing my face. I didn't mean to but I knew it was a possibility if she continued doing what she was doing. She still called after that. She was considerably older than me, and I remember just going ham on her in the bar. It's my neighborhood bar so they let me run rampant.

Was this at Hogsmeade?

[herestoyoufla]

Originally Posted by SmeezyBeezy

Was this at Hogsmeade?

hahahaha.

Those jokes never get old for me

[Nadene7x]

Teeth clanking omg its so painful and weird

[dani1292]

Originally Posted by ghelms88

I've done the teeth clanking together. Such a terrible feeling.

This is the worst thing ever.

[ExtremeAvalanch]

I think we might have some whoppers being told...
As evident by everyone starting their posts, "Um, well this one time, I was like, with, a girl..." Or they're just retards.

[ExtremeAvalanch]

Originally Posted by Nadene7x

Teeth clanking omg its so painful and weird

Now we're heading into believable territory.

[jerberdiah]

I was fisting my girfriend, and punched her in the balls on accident.

[ItsDanixx]

hahaha SMOOTH move dude!!! Thats impressive (the sister bit)

[(l,k)]

lmao i did the same thing. but i guess it could be considered payback from her farting in my face before anal lol

[Liam_Pace]

bump

[deanster321]

I bit someone's nose during sex once, she didn't like it

[phil19]

you guys are weird. great thread!