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UntilItKillsYou
Does it feel like a Trial?
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Charlotte, NC
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Not wanting to be alive anymore
04:24 AM on 08/11/12 
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moreneon
bareback in black
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High-schoolers after you graduate high school.
06:20 AM on 08/11/12 
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Crackbaby
Stupid inflatable pants!
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This thread is like one of those videos on the weird side of Youtube.
06:42 AM on 08/11/12 
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xxemo_kittyxx
meow.
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Brisbane, Australia
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I don't endorse suicide.
08:09 AM on 08/11/12 
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ChristianLFTW
How YOU doin'?
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New Jersey
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1. The pizza delivery guy is late.
2. The barista at Starbucks spelled your name wrong.
3. AP.net is down.
4. You don't have any clean socks to wear.
08:34 AM on 08/11/12 
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esposimi
http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail45
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Harrisburg, PA
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Bad drivers
08:42 AM on 08/11/12 
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Dustin Harkins
Go support Kony 2012 some more
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Harker Heights, TX
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Wondering if I can still get to heaven if I do.
09:11 AM on 08/11/12 
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TheRealJohnOC
@BehindtheCade Seen 701 bands live!
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dirty sanchez
Something's gone terribly wrong
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STAY TRUEEEE
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You can't poop.
10:06 AM on 08/11/12 
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brook183
Leave the lunchmeat for the sharks
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Southgate, MI
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You can't reach the top shelf of the cupboard in your new apartment.
10:07 AM on 08/11/12 
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Smash Adams
Ain't no thing like me, except me
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Long Island
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Suicide isn't funny at all
10:19 AM on 08/11/12 
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Asthenia-182
But it doesn't bother me at all...
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Murfreesboro, TN
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Exaggerations.
10:45 AM on 08/11/12 
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BlinkAvAfan21
She calls it a mayonegg.
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balding.
11:18 AM on 08/11/12 
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saintnumberfive
Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping
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Everett, WA
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11:35 AM on 08/11/12 
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COREhorizon
Get Free
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Bethlehem, PA
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My iPad doesn't warm my lap as much as my MacBook Pro

#firstworldproblems



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