Ok So all the durnk threads you seen in the past.....amateurs!!! not as hilarious and inspiring at the same time. a key comment in comedy, by the way, as this thread is...anways....
THIS GIRL KEEPS CHECKING ME OUT AT WORK AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT
ok so (hold on let me take a sip of the good old vodka and diet rite) this girl always is looking at me...and i catch her doing it. its so obvious you know and I know guys are the main culprits at this sort of thing but with this girl, you would know if she was doing it. So what the hell do I do? She has a nice butt. I wouldn't mind slapping that thing like a drum BUM BUM BUM BUM BA DA DUM!!!....anyways what are you supposed to do when girls hit at you at work...considering ou are supposed to be working...not chit chatting...if you know what I mean. sorry for the wrong use of eplise. kinda of a habit really. man I don't even lie her...as much as the blonde girl. eh the blonde girls. ok never mind. what do I do guys?
You're a virgin, aren't you?