[Passion Man]

Ok So all the durnk threads you seen in the past.....amateurs!!! not as hilarious and inspiring at the same time. a key comment in comedy, by the way, as this thread is...anways....

THIS GIRL KEEPS CHECKING ME OUT AT WORK AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT

ok so (hold on let me take a sip of the good old vodka and diet rite) this girl always is looking at me...and i catch her doing it. its so obvious you know and I know guys are the main culprits at this sort of thing but with this girl, you would know if she was doing it. So what the hell do I do? She has a nice butt. I wouldn't mind slapping that thing like a drum BUM BUM BUM BUM BA DA DUM!!!....anyways what are you supposed to do when girls hit at you at work...considering ou are supposed to be working...not chit chatting...if you know what I mean. sorry for the wrong use of eplise. kinda of a habit really. man I don't even lie her...as much as the blonde girl. eh the blonde girls. ok never mind. what do I do guys?

[Fowdall]

Anal

[suicidesaints]

/thread

[Crackbaby]

The first two replies are painfully boring. So is this one, but it needed to be said.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

Vodka and Diet Rite???

[Oopz]

Invite her to a staring Contest, it's all she really wants. Trust me

[Avalanche1]

OP really sucks

[Oopz]

^ya, his name is Passion man and he has Cassadee Pope in his picture. What did you expect.

[seymourbuttes]

Originally Posted by Passion Man

Ok So all the durnk threads you seen in the past.....amateurs!!! not as hilarious and inspiring at the same time. a key comment in comedy, by the way, as this thread is...anways....

THIS GIRL KEEPS CHECKING ME OUT AT WORK AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT

ok so (hold on let me take a sip of the good old vodka and diet rite) this girl always is looking at me...and i catch her doing it. its so obvious you know and I know guys are the main culprits at this sort of thing but with this girl, you would know if she was doing it. So what the hell do I do? She has a nice butt. I wouldn't mind slapping that thing like a drum BUM BUM BUM BUM BA DA DUM!!!....anyways what are you supposed to do when girls hit at you at work...considering ou are supposed to be working...not chit chatting...if you know what I mean. sorry for the wrong use of eplise. kinda of a habit really. man I don't even lie her...as much as the blonde girl. eh the blonde girls. ok never mind. what do I do guys?

You're a virgin, aren't you?

[upthepunx]

This was painful to read.

[surette]

Originally Posted by Passion Man

I wouldn't mind slapping that thing like a drum BUM BUM BUM BUM BA DA DUM!!!

lol.

[ParkwayTom]

I don't think you were actually drunk when you wrote this.

[Rob McWilliams]

At least it's not another AP girl.

[cococrisp20]

I haven't seen a PassionMan thread these past few weeks until now, I was starting to get worried.

[steve187]

break the ice by slapping her ass when she bends over for something(make sure to audibly make that drum noise you described). girls love that. then ask her to hang out, get her drunk off some vodka and diet rite and give her the D