12:43 PM on 09/10/12
I would have to say that I can attribute that decision to my insatiable hatred for a select group of people when I was young. I just wanted to do something that would make them super jealous. So, for the next 10 years I slept on floors and ate food I stole from weak children in order to scream my head off in front of 14 people and make just enough money to put gas in the tank to get us to the next nightmarish excuse for a “show”. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW 10TH GRADE VOLLEYBALL TEAM!!! Oh wait, you cant look at me now because you’re too busy staring into the eyes of your beautiful children as you tow them around your inground pool in an affluent suburb? That’s cool. I have an xbox 360, so, no big deal.
The best thing he has written so far.