AbsolutePunk.net
   Username
Password
Exclusive News - Page 2
Displaying posts 15 - 30 of 30.
02:51 PM on 09/10/12
runningohfive
I know...
Offline
User Info.
runningohfive's Avatar
Much love for Mitch Hedberg.
02:53 PM on 09/10/12
Kobrakai09
Yeah, this is love.
Online
User Info.
Kobrakai09's Avatar
Last answer made me lol. These are all awesome.
02:53 PM on 09/10/12
flipandbaker08
Chuuuuch
Offline
User Info.
flipandbaker08's Avatar
when are these gonna get funny ?
04:24 PM on 09/10/12
volta
Is This Darkness or the Dawn
Offline
User Info.
volta's Avatar
Sincerely, There

Lost my shit.
04:37 PM on 09/10/12
Steeeve Perry
Pushin' th' little daisies
Offline
User Info.
Steeeve Perry's Avatar
I've liked quite a few of these, but this was the best. So much gold in the responses! Although, you could tell the most boring story ever told and throw in respect for Mitch and I'd be all like, 'What a great story, dude loves Mitch!'.
I hope the hot-dog metaphor can become how that guy meets his future wife.
04:59 PM on 09/10/12
mjpistons
Registered User
Offline
User Info.
No Avatar Selected
Sincerely, There

Lost my shit.
this.
06:29 PM on 09/10/12
Spencer Control
Yeah I still burn from time to time
Offline
User Info.
Spencer Control's Avatar
Always aluminum stuff.
Where is that phrase from? I feel like I heard it before on this site but can't place its source.

Anyway, bloody hilarious, as always.
07:28 PM on 09/10/12
brokenmixtape
You're all speed and no gas
Offline
User Info.
brokenmixtape's Avatar
Where is that phrase from? I feel like I heard it before on this site but can't place its source.

Anyway, bloody hilarious, as always.

I believe it references a past Dr. Keith column where he talked about using the phrase 'aluminum'
08:51 PM on 09/10/12
ChadMaxey
tpf
Offline
User Info.
ChadMaxey's Avatar
this is all amazing. the cigarette answer killed me.
10:18 PM on 09/10/12
pray_tell
Regular Member
Online
User Info.
pray_tell's Avatar
Love his column and this may be my favorite one thus far.
06:54 AM on 09/11/12
Spencer Control
Yeah I still burn from time to time
Offline
User Info.
Spencer Control's Avatar
I believe it references a past Dr. Keith column where he talked about using the phrase 'aluminum'
Right! That's it. Nice. I need to use that phrase more IRL.
06:58 AM on 09/11/12
cowlord
( \_(ツ)_/)
Offline
User Info.
cowlord's Avatar
Props for the Mitch Hedberg answer.
10:20 AM on 09/11/12
Mishiesings
Regular Member
Offline
User Info.
Mishiesings's Avatar
Currently sitting in a Walmart parking lot about to head to the next "nightmarish" excuse for a show. Good times!
01:26 AM on 09/18/12
Donnie Darwin
Registered User
Offline
User Info.
Donnie Darwin's Avatar
Sincerely,
There
07:45 PM on 09/26/12
D.O.N.
Registered User
Offline
User Info.
No Avatar Selected
I just recently broke a limb in the pit after partying, What are your thoughts on ways to relieve pain? (preferably solutions involving music and beer)
Options
Related News Stories

NEWS, MUSIC & MORE
Search News
Release Dates
Exclusives
Best New Music
Articles
CONNECT
Submit News
Forums
Contests
Mobile Version
AP.net Logos
HIDDEN TREASURES
AbsolutePunk Podcast
Free Music
Sports Forum
Technology Forum
Recommendations
INFORMATION
Advertising
Contact Us
Copyright Policy
Terms of Service
Privacy Policy
FOLLOW
Twitter | Facebook | RSS
PropertyOfZack
PunkNews.org
UnderTheGun
Chorus.fm