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06:06 PM on 09/24/12
WhitefalconTLE
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Awesome stuff as always, and answered my question about the English professor
01:13 AM on 09/25/12
InfiniteArms
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English professors think they know everything
01:38 PM on 09/25/12
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always love reading this
04:03 PM on 09/25/12
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Seriously great column. Dude is hilarious!
08:35 PM on 09/26/12
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"Dear Doc, I was wondering if you had any advice for dealing with an annoying English professor who you can't stand?"

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11:04 PM on 09/26/12
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Hello Dr. Buckley,

First, I would just like to say it's nice to finally meet a fellow doctor on here.
I wish I could service my patients from a computer screen, it would be easy money, and I would see a lot less testacles.
Let me tell you, when the patients take their pants off, I get no consideration when it comes to the daily maintenance of private areas. It's completely raw down there. Couple of rotten peaches for the doctor. Couple of smooth marble eggs for the ladies. Yet, I save their lives anyway.

As for my question.........If you could go back in time and see The Doors, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, LedZeppelin, or Pink Floyd, which one would you go see? And why?
Also, you can only pick one, I am a doctor and I built this time machine. I will be dropping you off at the concert and picking you up after you enjoy some classics and before you can alter the space time continuum.

They say its impossible, yet I do it every day,

-Dr. Nightly

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