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Posted by: Keagan Ilvonen (10/04/12)
Andrew W.K. is going to perform a 1,000,000 volt keyboard solo through David Blaine's body. Andrew’s electric keyboard solo will take place this Sunday, October 7th, at West Street/11th Avenue and 13th Street in downtown Manhattan at 7:30pm. You can stream the event on Youtube as well.
From Andrew W.K.“A 1,000,000 volt keyboard??? This is absolutely a once in a lifetime musical experience and probably the most dangerous musical instrument ever created! I'm absolutely electrified and terrified by the opportunity to play a keyboard solo with so much energy, and to use this incredibly powerful device to send a musical surge through David's brain! I just hope he can withstand my high-powered party piano playing!
  
 
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12:19 PM on 10/04/12
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What? Hahaha
12:22 PM on 10/04/12
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Will watch.
12:24 PM on 10/04/12
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It's like ridiculous and ridiculous are meeting and creating something more ridiculous than words can explain
12:26 PM on 10/04/12
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I'm stoked to potentially see David Blaine, like, die. Being an idiot is not magic.
12:26 PM on 10/04/12
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I think I'd need to see a picture of this to fully comprehend what will be occurring.
12:29 PM on 10/04/12
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There's no way this isn't going to be awesome.
12:31 PM on 10/04/12
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on the brightside, she could choke.
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Party hard!
12:31 PM on 10/04/12
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Perhaps the greatest event in human history?
12:32 PM on 10/04/12
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david blaine you crazy
12:35 PM on 10/04/12
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Through his body? I may need more details to comprehend what is actually going on.
12:37 PM on 10/04/12
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Welp
12:48 PM on 10/04/12
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This is the greatest news story in the history of history.
12:49 PM on 10/04/12
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david blaine is going to die
12:57 PM on 10/04/12
Dustin Harkins
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This makes up so much for how terrible Andrew W.K. was at Riot Fest.
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