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Avril Gets Complicated

Posted by: Jason Tate (01/30/08)
A scathing article on Avril Lavigne has been posted here.
From the ArticleIf one thing gets Lavigne angry - there's no spitting, mind you - it's having to, like, pose for those pesky photographers. In one early scene, she's obliged to appear briefly on a stage next to some award and be photographed. As she makes clear, it's supposed to be only for a minute but those photographers want her to do it for, like, three minutes. This is unbearable. One minute is enough. Why? Well, as Lavigne explains, it's the physical pain of smiling for the cameras: "My mouth hurts and this feels weird." Maybe that's why she sometimes spits at photographers - her mouth just hurts so, from the smiling! Lavigne's mom is along for the ride and is often seen smiling benignly at her self-absorbed, inarticulate, incredibly rich brat of a daughter. Mom rarely says anything, but at one point appears to mutter that she's proud of her daughter. God bless her. A mother's love is a profound and unfathomable thing.

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02:07 PM on 01/30/08
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wow....well. I wouldn't exactly be proud anymore either.
02:10 PM on 01/30/08
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I read that last night. It's funny that Canada dislikes her now.
02:15 PM on 01/30/08
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now that's loyalty..
02:25 PM on 01/30/08
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That ending was hilarious.
02:34 PM on 01/30/08
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so great. Especially the top part about her creation by marketers/songwriters as an anwser to the anti-Britney. ha so good
02:34 PM on 01/30/08
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We were fated to pretend.
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I'd make her mouth hurt.
02:37 PM on 01/30/08
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Now that was entertaining
02:46 PM on 01/30/08
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I saw you go faster...
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The general writing was good. The attempts at a lampoon were not.
02:53 PM on 01/30/08
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Originally Posted by Until The BombsView This Post
I'd make her mouth hurt.
hahahaha. Winner.
02:53 PM on 01/30/08
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and yet another former idol for young girls goes swirling around the toilet bowl.
02:54 PM on 01/30/08
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Superlative. She's an imbecile.
02:56 PM on 01/30/08
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that was a pointless read
03:02 PM on 01/30/08
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In the words of Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze, 'Genius... Pure genius!'
03:36 PM on 01/30/08
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Slightly unnecessary but still funny.
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