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07:44 PM on 10/30/12 
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Chris Collum
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Okay done. Here's my submission, aside from the ones mentioned:

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/357-out-of-exile/
09:03 PM on 10/30/12 
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I guess I never noticed these types of reviews on Pitchfork before.
11:54 AM on 11/01/12 
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http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/

gotta go with Jet
12:07 PM on 11/01/12 
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I wanted to post the Jet review!
12:25 PM on 11/01/12 
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yeeee

http://pitchfork.com/artists/2195-jimmy-eat-world/

they deserve it
01:08 PM on 11/01/12 
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Are you a 15-year-old TRL addict looking for a step up from Sum 41 and American Hi-Fi?
what an opener
01:22 PM on 11/01/12 
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hahaha that bleed american review is so fucking pretentious but so fucking hilarious.
01:26 PM on 11/01/12 
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the last paragraph is the best part
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Yes, it's definitely time to grow up. Rites of passage are coming, if they haven't already-- sex, heartbreak, the loss of everything you own in a housefire, birth defects, and genocide... or at least things that seem that big! So do the best you can, listen to your favorite band, bury your head in the sand, before it all begins again. Hey, I just wrote a Jimmy Eat World song!
04:33 PM on 11/01/12 
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can we change this thread title to "interesting Pitchfork reviews"?
Change "interesting" to "pretentious"
04:46 PM on 11/01/12 
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hahaha that bleed american review is so fucking pretentious but so fucking hilarious.

let's be real, though. yes 2 all of it

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They know exactly when to slow it down for that heart-wrenching, sentimental ballad: track six! "Hear You Me" is the song you'll cry yourself to sleep with when you get a B+ on your science paper, or your girlfriend tells you she "needs some space." The song is really about the death of a friend, so it will help the tears come when you need them most. Adkins quietly intones the saddest words ever put to paper: "And if you were with me tonight/ I'd sing to you just one more time/ A song for a heart so big/ God wouldn't let it live." Now I really am gonna cry!
04:47 PM on 11/01/12 
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Change "interesting" to "pretentious"

Describe in detail how Pitchfork is pretentious.
04:48 PM on 11/01/12 
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Describe in detail how Pitchfork is pretentious.

<OLLOL!

ur so prentions
04:51 PM on 11/01/12 
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ur so prentions
pitchfork likes u so ur a pretentious fkn fucker real talk xo big up to all my p4k homies
04:51 PM on 11/01/12 
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small up to all the pitchfork haters, smallest of ups cuz u all wack feel me
04:52 PM on 11/01/12 
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Describe in detail how Pitchfork is pretentious.
dun think he was talking about p4k in general. also why are you picking mikey and not soph who said something very similar



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