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05:57 PM on 11/05/12
blimpcityhero11
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This is great and all, but I can't wait for this damn election to be over. Living in Ohio with all the political calls is annoying.
05:58 PM on 11/05/12
Jeff_Ryan
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This is my Facebook cover photo

05:58 PM on 11/05/12
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Too bad he couldn't have a fog machine and lasers, and be like "MY NAME IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT"

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05:58 PM on 11/05/12
Qadriyyah
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Possibly the greatest pic ever.
06:00 PM on 11/05/12
Qadriyyah
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This is my Facebook cover photo

Spoke too soon. I live for her.
06:01 PM on 11/05/12
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Spoke too soon. I live for her.
06:01 PM on 11/05/12
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Mitt has Meat Loaf on his side
And possibly Chris Brown.
06:01 PM on 11/05/12
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He's probably bottom of the list of people i'd want to endorse me for political office.
06:04 PM on 11/05/12
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meh, i don't think that's the right way to think about it. changing a word in a song doesn't mean the two words are inferred to be the same thing
but i'm p sure that he be callin Mitt a bitch tho

Beyonce = Flawless Goddess
Said it before and I'll think it forever.
06:05 PM on 11/05/12
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He's probably bottom of the list of people i'd want to endorse me for political office.
what about like Meat Loaf tho?
06:05 PM on 11/05/12
be mine
Video games are for children
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EDIT: I was wrong.
06:06 PM on 11/05/12
Qadriyyah
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06:11 PM on 11/05/12
TheDemosRock
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how... edgy?
06:12 PM on 11/05/12
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Best rapper in history, though.
06:14 PM on 11/05/12
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Is this the same Jay Z who said in an interview that he is for small government and fewer regulations?

Hmm, wonder why he is voting for Obama?!?
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