I'm Danny, the dweeb who wrote the article.
A couple of notes on comments here:
1. The shirt says "Swaggie", as in the Justin Bieber-coined term in his chart-topping single "Boyfriend". "Swaggin" is wrong, and the e instead of the n makes a pivotal difference.
2. Baha Men is the greatest band in history, and hipsters DO secretly listen to them. I once went to a Baha Men concert and saw a hipster headbutt a colorblind orphan seal.
3. Of course I'm a hipster for writing this. That's why I included three pictures of myself throughout the article.
Oh guys, it's just a Bieber reference. Phew. We were wrong, Danny is pretty awesome. Maybe we were wrong about Family Guy, too.