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10:58 AM on 11/06/12 
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'...in the privacy of their apartment, they listen to Nickleback and Baha Men.'

The Baha Men? Is this 1998?
10:59 AM on 11/06/12 
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attackattackman has to be the dweeb who wrote this, right?
11:08 AM on 11/06/12 
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no. but as a disclaimer, i do work for the site. i can try to get danny on here.

Is Danny the dweeb who wrote it?
11:18 AM on 11/06/12 
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Yes. But I have to warn you, he's not from the 80s so he probably won't know what dweeb means,

So does he not know how to use Google or is he just fucking stupid?

EDIT: I read his article, pretty sure it's the latter.
11:35 AM on 11/06/12 
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Can someone back up Danny the Dweebs claim that hipster cigarette smoke causes 10 times more damage to the envioremt than diesel fuel?
12:45 PM on 11/06/12 
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I had to stop at "Family Guy is a one of those rare simultaneously slapstick and intelligent shows that has put out season after season of good episodes."

Holy shit, I didn't even make it that far.
01:25 PM on 11/06/12 
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The only thing that pisses me off is when I go to a show, they look at me like I have 6 heads because I don't dress like them. I'm not sixteen anymore, I don't wear skinny jeans and occasionally I have to shave for work.

They're cool when they get to know you and your tastes but until then... they'll judge a book by its cover like it's nobody's business.

...says the guy who's judging all 'hipsters' without knowing them. Wonderful.
02:28 PM on 11/06/12 
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I'm sorry, did I offend you?

It's a big club the preaches individualism, free speech, and open-mindedness... but if you don't dress like them or share their views you can fuck off, lol.

Hipsters are just advanced emo kids, I used to be one of them. Thrifting and vintage clothing was cool ten years ago, too. Just a lot more tattoos nowadays.

The bolded doesn't surprise me.
03:13 PM on 11/06/12 
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I'm Danny, the dweeb who wrote the article.

A couple of notes on comments here:

1. The shirt says "Swaggie", as in the Justin Bieber-coined term in his chart-topping single "Boyfriend". "Swaggin" is wrong, and the e instead of the n makes a pivotal difference.

2. Baha Men is the greatest band in history, and hipsters DO secretly listen to them. I once went to a Baha Men concert and saw a hipster headbutt a colorblind orphan seal.

3. Of course I'm a hipster for writing this. That's why I included three pictures of myself throughout the article.

#swaggie

Oh guys, it's just a Bieber reference. Phew. We were wrong, Danny is pretty awesome. Maybe we were wrong about Family Guy, too.
03:17 PM on 11/06/12 
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You strike me as the kind of guy who needs to drop his pants to count to 11.

Only goes to 10, I lost a finger in shop class.

Congrats on knowing what a dweeb was, your buddy didn't think you'd be that bright.
03:19 PM on 11/06/12 
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Are you making fun of the dude because he has one leg? If you are, that's not cool, man.

Leave it to a hipster to make assumptions about what's in my pants.


Wait, what?
03:27 PM on 11/06/12 
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Jokes on them hipsters, you're wearing shorts!

Shorts I stole from the singer of La Dispute. Jean shorts.
05:26 PM on 11/06/12 
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I leave this thread for two hours and you guys start fucking with each other instead of the OP and Dweeby Danny? What the fuck?
05:35 PM on 11/06/12 
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Hey, if thinking that raises your self esteem, feeds your ego, and makes you sleep well at night, more fucking power to you, brah.

Someone is taking their Internet a little too seriously...
05:51 PM on 11/06/12 
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They're not a goddamned recognized minority. The PC police don't have to come in here an defend any ounce of criticism against them.

They have elitist attitudes as displayed by several of their own in this very thread. God forbid anyone criticize anyone who's critical of mainstream America...

Hahahahaha, watching you have a meltdown over 'hipsters' is fantastic.



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