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Good Call on Planned Parenthood Shawn

Posted by: Jason Tate (02/05/08)
Britney Spears wants to have sex with Shawn from The Matches. No, really. The video interview can be seen here.
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03:08 AM on 02/05/08
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Haha he should go for it
03:09 AM on 02/05/08
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$10 says he doesn't. Anyone?
03:18 AM on 02/05/08
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Ick. Shawn would definitely get the short end of the stick in that deal. She hasn't screwed anyone even remotely attractive since Justin Timberlake.

It'd be really funny if Conan did an If they Mated with them though.

edit: I like how it's not even "Oh I'd like to meet him, he looks nice" or "you should invite him out to party with us". Just plain, straight to point "I wanna bang him"
03:24 AM on 02/05/08
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eww, i think i gagged a little. dont do it Shawn, you'll end up with only god knows what type of STDs.

Shawn > Britney
03:27 AM on 02/05/08
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I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do....
ok well maybe I will.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!
03:33 AM on 02/05/08
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hahahaha wow
03:39 AM on 02/05/08
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No.
03:43 AM on 02/05/08
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Haha, Shawn is the man.
04:05 AM on 02/05/08
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Go for it dude !!! she's the hottest chubby girl in da world LOOOOOOOOOOL
04:17 AM on 02/05/08
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you know you'd all do it. it would at the very least, be a good story to tell.
04:21 AM on 02/05/08
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i agree bald girls are pretty sexy, natalie portman anyone?

maybe someone will agree, but in v for vendetta she was really sexy, right? yes, but when they saved her head she went off the scale.
04:28 AM on 02/05/08
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I would do it :D
04:34 AM on 02/05/08
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Something is obviously wrong with her and it's so unfortunate that she has to deal with it in front of the entire world. I know she chose a career that made her famous and everything, but she didn't ask to be at the center of our morbid fascination with those on a downward spiral.
04:40 AM on 02/05/08
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lol, well hes a sexy guy.
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