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12:34 PM on 12/21/12 
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surette
kill the switch
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Boston, MA
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How/why is this thread still a thing
10:50 AM on 12/22/12 
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xCoconutheadx
Perfectly Imperfect
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Be grateful you found out now then before marriage, or else she mightve left you with nothing!
09:11 AM on 12/23/12 
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Posthardcore
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She wasn't that impressive.
02:00 AM on 12/31/12 
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Hamlet
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oh this is classic man meets girl. You like a teenage girl. she wants to experiment with many guys. You being a guy that falls in love easily wants to marry her. she being a girl that wants to get laid strings you on as you pay the bills so she doesn't have to live at home while she gets her dick wet

wat
07:42 PM on 01/02/13 
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this is awesome
06:45 AM on 01/03/13 
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texasforever
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how on earth is this guy going to get another job? (without lying)

douche. How do you even come up with that as a plan of action? Like imagine sitting at your desk, thinking that up and actually going through with it. Jeeeeeeesus.
08:01 AM on 01/04/13 
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Eich696
Amaro Jr.
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When I jerk off I just let it soak in and return to my body like with the water cycle.

Probably one of the funniest things I have ever read on this website.
12:56 PM on 01/04/13 
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deanster321
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Probably one of the funniest things I have ever read on this website.
You're too kind!
03:33 PM on 01/07/13 
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dunkinsdonut
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You a lead farmer?
10:59 PM on 01/09/13 
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sayyes
I'm damaged bad at best
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OP handled this like a pro.
05:51 AM on 01/12/13 
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thursday727
Ole Ole Ole Ole
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Wick City, FL
Male - 25 Years Old
1) Post story on 4chan (/b/)
2) Leave his facebook link at the bottom of the post

Possible outcome a) they send him hate mail
Possible outcome b) they find your address and send you hate mail
Possible outcome c) you get called a fa ggot (damn censor)
If he did this it would undoubtedly be met with a "not your personal army"
09:15 AM on 01/12/13 
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JoeLovesMO
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If he did this it would undoubtedly be met with a "not your personal army"

That was essentially outcome c
09:42 AM on 01/12/13 
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RyanPm40
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I feel like this thread has been on the front of PL for so long.. and yet it's always still on page 15 lmao
03:43 PM on 01/27/13 
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livingalive626
remember, remember...
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Dallas
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Anyone want some fucked up news? His wife decided to stay with him. I believe he's going to some sort of Christian counseling instead.

Kinda rains on my parade...

...Except that I fucked a really hot chick last night, and I don't really care anymore. Thanks again to everyone that gave me some support. This will just be a crazy story someday, like someone here said.


Oh and here's my EX, for the lulz.
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04:02 PM on 01/27/13 
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ari telescope
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Girls like her give girls who look like her a bad rep. Unless they're all nasty like that, I don't know, but I'm sure she's not helping the stereotype.



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