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02:46 PM on 01/09/13 
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herestoyoufla
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???
02:49 PM on 01/09/13 
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oldwirehands
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Where do I sign up? I want to be the drunk guy that starts shit and yells a lot.
02:55 PM on 01/09/13 
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herestoyoufla
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Where do I sign up? I want to be the drunk guy that starts shit and yells a lot.
The Situation?
03:28 PM on 01/09/13 
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oldwirehands
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Yeah, except I'm way fucking cooler than him. I'll shit on people in their sleep, and blame it on someone else.
08:35 PM on 01/09/13 
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spaghettti
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this is the best idea, imagine all the money they would get from sponsors and just the mass amounts of people watching it if it came into being. I'd watch it even if it's a complete failure
08:44 PM on 01/09/13 
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Chris Collum
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08:46 PM on 01/09/13 
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Jake Jenkins
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Where do I sign up? I want to be the drunk guy that starts shit and yells a lot.
you're gonna need a weed guy, i volunteer
09:13 PM on 01/09/13 
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oldwirehands
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you're gonna need a weed guy, i volunteer

You could be my Samson; lifting me higher than mars.

05:21 AM on 01/10/13 
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bluecrunchy
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This is such a cool idea. It seems a bit unrealistic at this point, though. Nobody has even been to the moon in several decades.
08:26 AM on 01/10/13 
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herestoyoufla
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This is such a cool idea. It seems a bit unrealistic at this point, though. Nobody has even been to the moon in several decades.
That's what i thought. 10 years seems really soon, but they are pretty confident it's going to happen.
06:16 AM on 02/01/13 
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herestoyoufla
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bored....bump
06:30 AM on 02/01/13 
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Cody Nelson
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First weed dealer on the moon. Fuck, that'd be a choice occupation.
09:28 AM on 02/01/13 
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herestoyoufla
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First weed dealer on the moon. Fuck, that'd be a choice occupation.
Haha, patent the best strain names and charge $100 half eighths. Or charge in blow jobs. Maybe blow jobs could be the new form of currency. Who knows, you're on fuckin' Mars. Anything goes.
09:42 AM on 02/01/13 
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irthesteve
All that wander are not lost
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how much do you think a loaf of bread would be? Probably at least 4-5 blow jobs, right?
09:48 AM on 02/01/13 
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herestoyoufla
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how much do you think a loaf of bread would be? Probably at least 4-5 blow jobs, right?
However many blow jobs you want if you're the best baker on Mars.



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