Riff Raff Responds To "Spring Breakers"...

**Keagan Ilvonen** · 04:44 PM on 01/24/13 #2

From Riff RaffYOU CANT BE A WHiTE RAPPER WiTH TATTOOS AND HAVE BRAiDS AND COLORED BEADS WiTH COLORFUL CLOTHES & BE SURROUNDED BY WHiTE GiRLS iN NEON BiKiNis & AN ALiEN TATTOO ON YOUR ARM & GOLD JEWERLY & GOLD GRiLL iN YOUR MOUTH AND NOT EXPECT PEOPLE TO RECOGNiZE RiFF RAFF ……….. THATS LiKE SAYiNG iF YOU SEEN A THiN LiGHT SKiNNED DUDE WiTH A PERFECT JERRY CURL iN A RED & BLACK LEATHER JACKET, A WHiTE GLOVE, AND PATENT LEATHER SHOES MOONWALKiNG BACKWARDS BUT NOT EXPECT FOLKS TO RECOGNiZE MiCHAEL JACKSON HAHAHAHAHA.

**Keagan Ilvonen** · 04:46 PM on 01/24/13 #3

"He's probably going to win a Grammy," Riff deadpans in his interview with Fuse. "His style is based on me, I don't have to tell you that. Look at the pictures. If people see the pictures, they think it's me [not Franco]."

While their resemblance may be similar, Riff claims there's a key ingredient missing in Franco's wardrobe.

"He had some ice on hands and wrists, but if he's trying to go polar bear arctic deep sea 11...?" the "From G's to Gents" star quips, flaunting a diamond-studded watch. "Now you 'Deep Space Nine.' You icy."

**zbrmike79** · 04:49 PM on 01/24/13 #4

**incognitojones** · 04:50 PM on 01/24/13 #5

Weird how much I want just a microphone attached to Riff Raff's mouth 100% of the time.

Psib · 04:52 PM on 01/24/13 #6

Riff Raff should have just been in the movie. if gucci can be in it. why cant Jody?
Coincidentally im also a huge riff raff fan. but what evs

**Who Is Ryan?** · 04:53 PM on 01/24/13 #7

I wonder what's the significance of the random lowercase 'i's

**Keagan Ilvonen** · 04:53 PM on 01/24/13 #8

Originally Posted by Psib

Riff Raff should have just been in the movie. if gucci can be in it. why cant Jody?
Coincidentally im also a huge riff raff fan. but what evs

Apparently Riff turned it down.

mr_raccoon · 04:56 PM on 01/24/13 #9

Originally Posted by Keagan Ilvonen

From Riff RaffYOU CANT BE A WHiTE RAPPER WiTH TATTOOS AND HAVE BRAiDS AND COLORED BEADS WiTH COLORFUL CLOTHES & BE SURROUNDED BY WHiTE GiRLS iN NEON BiKiNis & AN ALiEN TATTOO ON YOUR ARM & GOLD JEWERLY & GOLD GRiLL iN YOUR MOUTH AND NOT EXPECT PEOPLE TO RECOGNiZE RiFF RAFF ……….. THATS LiKE SAYiNG iF YOU SEEN A THiN LiGHT SKiNNED DUDE WiTH A PERFECT JERRY CURL iN A RED & BLACK LEATHER JACKET, A WHiTE GLOVE, AND PATENT LEATHER SHOES MOONWALKiNG BACKWARDS BUT NOT EXPECT FOLKS TO RECOGNiZE MiCHAEL JACKSON HAHAHAHAHA.