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10:19 AM on 02/16/13 
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Cody Nelson
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Really wished I hadn't laughed so hard at this, but come on.
12:12 PM on 02/16/13 
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If that were my child the headline would have read "woman chokes out 60 yr old man on delta flight"

I seriously would have leapt over the seat like a rabid animal and grasped his saggy neck until his body went limp.
Freakiest coincidence is My son is named Jonah and is 19 months old, This guy is lucky it wasnt me haha.
Are you sure it wasn't you?



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