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03:48 PM on 03/21/13 
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Passion Man
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Kenosha, Wisconsin
Male - 23 Years Old
I am looking to get me some hot ass but I don't want the stress of a relationship. Well I can't even get a relationship but I'm really horny and masturbation doesn't lower the levels of horniness enough. My favorite type of girls would be emo looking girls but I guess if they are willing to sleep with me, they can have the face of Gollum for all I care. I don't think I could ask random girls at school without getting slapped and maybe hit in the no no zone, so I was thinking of posting an anonymous ad asking for casual sex. I would have little slips of paper with my number on it. Or is there a website for finding sex without a relationship? I tried OKCupid, all the girls want a relationship and make it clear in their profile they aren't just looking for a one night stand. Please, I'm so incredibly horny right now, it's not even funny. I NEED VAGINA ASAP

Thanks guys, I owe you one if you help me get laid. If I ever become famous, I will send you checks of billions of dollars.
 



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