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06:24 PM on 03/21/13 
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I am looking to get me some hot ass but I don't want the stress of a relationship. Well I can't even get a relationship but I'm really horny and masturbation doesn't lower the levels of horniness enough. My favorite type of girls would be emo looking girls but I guess if they are willing to sleep with me, they can have the face of Gollum for all I care.

or maybe a time machine to 2004...
07:44 PM on 03/21/13 
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Craigslist is useless, 90% of the ads are fake, 99% of the real ads are for middle aged women, and 100% of all ads for women receive hundreds of replies from desperate dudes daily. Might as well try to pick up a Mary statue.

Yeah but Craigslist is set up for exactly what this guy described. Maybe he can get one of those 9% that is a gross older lady who is real.
 



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