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07:32 PM on 03/21/13 
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Manufactured Dreams
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For you? Grindr
07:58 PM on 03/21/13 
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muttley
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If you're really that desperate, couldn't you just locate an escort service?
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dannylololol
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The Vagina Store
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meetme.com
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kbomb001
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bro, are you Johnny Bravo?
09:41 PM on 03/21/13 
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Dustin Harkins
Go support Kony 2012 some more
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Craigslist



or maybe a time machine to 2004...
What a great comment hahahaha
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Symphonicaxiom
Tell me it's you or nothing at all
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01:19 AM on 03/22/13 
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I am looking to get me some hot ass but I don't want the stress of a relationship. Well I can't even get a relationship but I'm really horny and masturbation doesn't lower the levels of horniness enough. My favorite type of girls would be emo looking girls but I guess if they are willing to sleep with me, they can have the face of Gollum for all I care. I don't think I could ask random girls at school without getting slapped and maybe hit in the no no zone, so I was thinking of posting an anonymous ad asking for casual sex. I would have little slips of paper with my number on it. Or is there a website for finding sex without a relationship? I tried OKCupid, all the girls want a relationship and make it clear in their profile they aren't just looking for a one night stand. Please, I'm so incredibly horny right now, it's not even funny. I NEED VAGINA ASAP

Thanks guys, I owe you one if you help me get laid. If I ever become famous, I will send you checks of billions of dollars.


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when masturbation lost its fun...
04:35 AM on 03/22/13 
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I knew this would be a Passion Man thread.

Also anal
04:51 AM on 03/22/13 
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Amongster
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Classic Passion Man.
05:06 AM on 03/22/13 
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Every Time I Ty
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I'm starting to understand what that means.
 



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