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02:50 PM on 03/28/13 
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Don't you hate those shits that are coming out all nice and solid and well-put-together (maybe don't wear a bra next time) and you're thinking "holy shit, yes, a clean break!", but then 90% of it secedes from the union and leaves you with socially anxious mush that hasn't quite decided if it wants to see its shadow or not, so it stays in secluded hibernation until you have to manually dig it out, kicking and screaming?
04:25 PM on 03/28/13 
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05:18 PM on 03/28/13 
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okay it took me a few times but I understand what you are saying (I think)
06:01 PM on 03/28/13 
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07:21 PM on 03/28/13 
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07:57 PM on 03/28/13 
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okay it took me a few times but I understand what you are saying (I think)
I still don't understand...
08:30 PM on 03/28/13 
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Shouldn't this be in the Taco Bell thread?
08:48 PM on 03/28/13 
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I still don't understand...

see below

Shouldn't this be in the Taco Bell thread?
09:50 PM on 03/28/13 
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If I am reading the OP correctly, then this might be one of the few threads in PL where "anal" is an appropriate response.

If I'm reading the OP incorrectly, then fuck you, I don't care. I'm not gonna spend my night trying to decipher your garbage because you're a piss-poor communicator. If you want my help in some form or another, be straightforward with me or shut the fuck up.
09:58 PM on 03/28/13 
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I'm not quite sure how some people are having trouble with this one. I thought it was pretty clear...
06:34 AM on 03/29/13 
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I'll decipher this:

So you're doing a shit and all is going well, you're thinking "hey, I might only need one wipe for this!". But no, the last quarter of the turd is a hot mushy mess that smears all over your asshole and doesn't fully exit your sphincter. You then have to use reems and reems of toilet paper to clean your ass and scrape out the stubborn hot mess still wedged in your anus.

Hope this helps guys
10:16 AM on 03/29/13 
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Yeah it was a great video game. I also had to dig it out of my basement, full of dust, mold and hell, more dust. Once I started playing though, I never really realized how repetitive it was until about five minutes in. My childhood is essentially button tapping and I'm only painfully aware now that I'm older. However, playing Venom does make you relish the experience.
02:55 PM on 03/29/13 
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02:57 PM on 03/29/13 
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i know that you're trying to be poetic in describing the process of defecation, but you used fragment ideas and too many pronouns.
04:29 PM on 03/29/13 
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Yeah it was a great video game. I also had to dig it out of my basement, full of dust, mold and hell, more dust. Once I started playing though, I never really realized how repetitive it was until about five minutes in. My childhood is essentially button tapping and I'm only painfully aware now that I'm older. However, playing Venom does make you relish the experience.
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