Lawl this review was humorous. I respect different opinions but I just see a kid who misses a band playing the same old rock songs over and over. Personally I have no idea why they choose Anklebiters and (One of those) Crazy Girls as the most filler-ish songs. Those are arguably two of my favorite after multiple listens. Anklebiters is a fun song and (One Of Those) Crazy Girls is them channeling weezer. Ain't It Fun and Still Into You are also easy go to favorites and for a slow jam that hits home every time I listen to Last Hope.
I doubt anyone thinks the album is perfect and will admit Future is just an ok ending but the album itself is so diverse that there is plenty to love and the parts you don't get skipped or grow on you.