Kansas City, MO
Male - 29 Years Old
Does anyone have any funny/strange/fucked up stories of meeting girls online? For me, I would almost always meet girls on Myspace, or before that, there was facethejury.com. Me and my best friend at the time would always meet girls who had a friend and just see what happens. There were a lot of one night stands and fun stuff like that, but does anyone have any weird stories?
I'll go first, I have a couple that REALLY stood out, both with the same girl, but different occasions.
Sorry for the length.
I was 17 or so, I had already met this girl one time before, this was like the third time meeting up for a one night stand. Basically I picked her up from her house, she snuck out, and we drove down the street in her neighborhood. We were hanging out and "things" started to happen, and afterwards, we see a car pull up behind us, and two people get out of the car. The girl yells out "Holy shit it's my mom", I'm still getting myself together when my door opens, and I get yanked out of the car by my shirt.
All of a sudden this chick's step dad has me by the throat, talking shit to me, while the girl's mom is screaming at her, and I hear a slap. The mom comes to me and yells that she is calling the cops bla bla bla and I'm freaking out because I snuck out of my house also, and I didn't have a cell phone at the time. The step dad took my keys out of the ignition and took my drivers license, and after a while the dad is talking to me saying that I need to call home because he won't give me back my keys. I try to get the girls attention but she isn't answering me, then the mom tells me that her name isn't even what she said it was, and she was like 2 years younger than what she said!
Then the funny shit happens; I tell him that I have class the next day and he is immediately interested for some reason, I was going to ITT at the time. I tell him what I'm going to school for and I show him my school ID, so he tells me to just hold up and he wont let his wife call the cops. A few minutes later the dad comes back to me and gives me the keys, but keeps my license, tells me to meet him tomorrow morning at his job so he will give it back to me.
I get to his job, which was construction, and his buddies are laughing as I'm walking up. He gives me back my license and gives me his phone number also saying that if I needed any help with anything or have people that are messing with me, give him a call.
Safe to say that I never messed with this chick again.