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07:19 PM on 04/18/13 
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07:45 PM on 04/18/13 
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KidRobot
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Someone said smokeshow on this website. Yeahhhhh think that's it for me. later guys.
09:19 PM on 04/18/13 
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theguy77
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http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/the-maryland-sorority-sister-who-wrote-that-awesome-email-is-officially-the-darling-of-the-internet/

Some great quotes from the real girl's twitter.

Also - fuckhouse.

really?

I couldn't deal with someone this dumb and needlessly bitchy. nothing attractive about that.
09:24 PM on 04/18/13 
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really?

I couldn't deal with someone this dumb and needlessly bitchy. nothing attractive about that.
What does being dumb and bitchy have to do with putting your wiener inside her?
09:09 AM on 04/19/13 
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Smash Adams
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09:41 AM on 04/19/13 
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theguy77
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What does being dumb and bitchy have to do with putting your wiener inside her?

im just not attracted to stupid, bitchy people

believe me I could find plenty of ditzy drunk girls at frat parties if I wanted to, there's no shortage of girls like this one at University of Maryland. there are literally thousands of them
09:44 AM on 04/19/13 
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im just not attracted to stupid, bitchy people

believe me I could find plenty of ditzy drunk girls at frat parties if I wanted to, there's no shortage of girls like this one at University of Maryland. there are literally thousands of them
You're taking this way to seriously. Take a breath.
09:45 AM on 04/19/13 
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theguy77
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You're taking this way to seriously. Take a breath.

just emphasizing the fact that this email is only par for the course
09:51 AM on 04/19/13 
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im just not attracted to stupid, bitchy people

believe me I could find plenty of ditzy drunk girls at frat parties if I wanted to, there's no shortage of girls like this one at University of Maryland. there are literally thousands of them
Lol girls at my school generally suck. They're not that great looking but they think they're the shit and are uptight. It's so bad that people grade girls on a different 1-10 scale. As in people will say, she's a Notre Dame 7 (real life 5) haha
11:03 AM on 04/19/13 
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I'm surprised she didn't yell at them for going to sporting events that weren't football vs FSU or basketball vs Duke.

"you are UMD students!! You do NOT go to sporting events UNLESS it will be on NATIONAL TV and we are playing a POWERHOUSE!"
04:13 PM on 04/19/13 
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bobby runs
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But she made some good points the email.



..... just went about it in the wrong way. You also should save this shit for chapter meetings, not email.
08:07 PM on 04/19/13 
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HAHAHA of course this girl goes to University of Maryland.
09:28 PM on 04/19/13 
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selftitled85
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the only friend i ever made in college that i still have any interest in talking to, dropped out. that is how bad the social culture at UMD is and why i'm not surprised that this email came from one of its sorority officers.


That's weird. I work with a number of UMD people and most of them are really cool.
09:39 PM on 04/19/13 
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theguy77 is way too upset over this.


not nearly angry or dramatic enough of a reading. D-.
09:52 PM on 04/19/13 
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theguy77 is way too upset over this.
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