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12:16 PM on 04/21/13
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Statler: I swear they announced his birthday just a few days ago.
Waldorf: Nope, that was so last year.
Statler: Oh, just like his band.

Oooooh oh oh oh ohohoohohohoh!!!!!!!!!!
12:53 PM on 04/21/13
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They're actually doing pretty well. Don't gotta be jealous.
Statler: Jealous? Look at us! We're a billion years old and still acting.
Waldorf: I wouldn't call it acting. This is just how we are.
Statler: True. We've always just been a billion years old.
Waldorf: He should be jealous of us. We never age!

Oooooo ho ho hoh ohohohoh!!!!!!!
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