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Kyle Kinane Describes Almost Getting Killed

Posted by - 12:42 PM on 07/02/13
In the newest installment of Comedy Central's webseries 'This Is Not Happening', which highlights comedians' 'crazy true stories', the hilarious Kyle Kinane talks about almost dying in the most disappointing way ever. Check the video (with NSFW language in the audio) out in the replies.
 
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12:42 PM on 07/02/13
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01:37 PM on 07/02/13
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This series has been incredible so far
02:27 PM on 07/02/13
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Kinane is the man. His bit about the guy eating pancakes on an airplane is amazing.
02:34 PM on 07/02/13
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Kinane is the man. His bit about the guy eating pancakes on an airplane is amazing.
'I know I got a flight today, but it is Tuesday, and you know what that means? Silver dollar flappys, that's just what happens.'
02:45 PM on 07/02/13
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Kinane is the man. His bit about the guy eating pancakes on an airplane is amazing.

OUT OF A FOOT LOCKER BAG!
02:51 PM on 07/02/13
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Pretty great that Comedy Central released these on-line -- Ari Shaffir has been putting on these "storyteller shows" and talking about having them recorded for a while now. Cool to actually see them, and even cooler to see the list of comedians involved!

Kinane's is phenomenal.
03:44 PM on 07/02/13
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Kyle Kinane is hilarious. Saw him open for Patton Oswalt like 2 years ago and immediately went and got his CD
03:46 PM on 07/02/13
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I always thought of Kinane as the "punknews.org" comedian
04:38 PM on 07/02/13
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Kyle Kinane is hilarious. Saw him open for Patton Oswalt like 2 years ago and immediately went and got his CD

I have to see Patton next time he's in TX. He's got to be due for a new special soon.
07:25 PM on 07/02/13
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Damn Uncle Barbeque is funny.
07:56 PM on 07/02/13
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Kinane and oswalt are my absolute two favorite comedians. I recommend watching the bit kinane does about a 3 foot pizza somewhere on YouTube, the punch line makes me lose it
09:47 PM on 07/02/13
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Cramblin' <3
03:12 AM on 07/03/13
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Yeaaa ari, joey and tommy buns are fucking savages. deathsquad for life!
09:09 AM on 07/03/13
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Kinane is the man. His bit about the guy eating pancakes on an airplane is amazing.
one of my favorite bits for sure

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