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Cracked's Four Reasons Tom Delonge Was Abducted by...

Posted by: Jason Tate (07/13/13)
Cracked has posted four reasons Tom DeLonge was abducted by aliens.
I'll go one step further and say that Tom DeLonge is Klaatu, albeit the charming and likeable one from the 1951 original and not the Keanu Reeves corpse-eyed mandroid from the 2008 remake.

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11:53 AM on 07/13/13
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TomFoolery
one time I went to the superbowl
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It all makes so much sense now...
11:54 AM on 07/13/13
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is the documentary scrapped?
11:57 AM on 07/13/13
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EB was left out
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This is great.
12:08 PM on 07/13/13
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awesome
12:22 PM on 07/13/13
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i saw the logo and was so excited. After seeing what it was, I was extremely disappointed.
12:38 PM on 07/13/13
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Just read this. It's pretty awesome. I love Cracked.
12:39 PM on 07/13/13
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No wonder they're awful.
12:43 PM on 07/13/13
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This is very convincing.
12:52 PM on 07/13/13
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Cracked rocks.
01:08 PM on 07/13/13
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I enjoyed that.
01:09 PM on 07/13/13
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I love the quote below the Love poster: "I want there to be so much fucking space in this movie, you have to wear a helmet to watch it."
01:12 PM on 07/13/13
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Tom Delonge probably believes this too.

i believe in aliens as well, for the record
01:40 PM on 07/13/13
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Thanks, AP.net. Now I'm gonna waste my Saturday reading Cracked articles for the next four hours.
01:46 PM on 07/13/13
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This....actually makes sense
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