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Metta World Peace Plans Comedy Tour; Cody Nelson Questions His Life...

Posted by - 03:05 PM on 07/30/13
The moment we've all waited for, it's the Ron Artest Variety Hour Metta World Peace Presents Ultimate Comedy. Head to the replies for the poster, which contains booking information (but surprisingly, no tour dates), and a clip of everybody's favorite athlete doing what he does best: crowd work.
 
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03:05 PM on 07/30/13
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Cody Nelson
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03:07 PM on 07/30/13
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brokencyde
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No way I will be missing this. This guy's interviews are freaking gold
03:09 PM on 07/30/13
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Cody Nelson
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I'm well aware this is running real fast and loose with the definition of 'comedy news', but come on, if you were in the position to post this on AP, would you not? Exactly.
03:19 PM on 07/30/13
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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I'll only go if Pete Holmes is also performing.
03:19 PM on 07/30/13
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It's just gonna show the Lakers' playoff run this year on a screen
ZING
03:45 PM on 07/30/13
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like yesterday
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Shitty basketball player and even shittier comedian.
03:48 PM on 07/30/13
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TheRealJohnOC
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Every off night he'll be at the Comedy Cellar.
03:52 PM on 07/30/13
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Thomas Nassiff
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It's just gonna show the Lakers' playoff run this year on a screen
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nice
03:52 PM on 07/30/13
Thomas Nassiff
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Shitty basketball player and even shittier comedian.
he's pretty good at basketball compared to the average human, you know?
03:55 PM on 07/30/13
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I hope nobody gets hurt :(
03:56 PM on 07/30/13
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Don't heckle him he might run in the crowd and whoop your ass.
04:00 PM on 07/30/13
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Ron Artest is absolutely nuts, so this should be pretty entertaining.
04:01 PM on 07/30/13
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Shitty basketball player and even shittier comedian.
yeah he really isn't a shitty player. do some research brehhhh.
04:21 PM on 07/30/13
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It's just gonna show the Lakers' playoff run this year on a screen
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hehehehehe

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