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Yeah, But Is This Record Gluten-Free?

Posted by - 01:05 PM on 08/22/13
If you ever dreamed of being able to purchase a kale salad with a side of Arcade Fire, then today's your lucky day. Select Whole Foods stores will now be selling vinyl records along side all the organic, gluten-free food you can handle.
Whole Foods has good reason to get into the music game: Starbucks, of course, has been selling music for white people and those who love them for years. And concerning vinyl, 2012 saw a 19% upswing in wax sales, a trend that has been consistent for the last half decade. Urban Outfitters, a master of disseminating and commodifying alternative culture, has had success with vinyl as well.

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01:07 PM on 08/22/13
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Jeff_Ryan
easy come and easy go, whatever
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That's weird
01:12 PM on 08/22/13
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PirateSkater182
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Fucking hipsters.
01:14 PM on 08/22/13
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Holly HoX!
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^ ban yourself. fuck.
01:18 PM on 08/22/13
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Uh what
01:20 PM on 08/22/13
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keep cool, but care
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<3 the title
01:31 PM on 08/22/13
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Ok. Yet another place to get my records, I guess.
01:34 PM on 08/22/13
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I'd rather buy my vinyl from an actual record store, not UO or Hastings or even Whole Foods now for that matter.
01:38 PM on 08/22/13
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Spinach goes better with Neon Bible
01:39 PM on 08/22/13
steve187
nah
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neat
01:41 PM on 08/22/13
heyzombiehitler
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Ugh..
01:43 PM on 08/22/13
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^ ban yourself. fuck.
Directed towards me? You could at least quote if you're going to say something.

Edit: Oh now you have nothing to say? Cool cool.
01:44 PM on 08/22/13
mr_raccoon
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'Buy two organic sirloin steaks, get a vinyl of "Meat Is Murder" by The Smiths for free'
01:52 PM on 08/22/13
TheRealJohnOC
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'Buy two organic sirloin steaks, get a vinyl of "Meat Is Murder" by The Smiths for free'
Amazing marketing campaign right here!
01:54 PM on 08/22/13
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