I still remember young Cyrus from their "The Story So Far" DVD and how he said he never gets the girls. Good on you, Cyrus. Congrats.
step one) patience
step two) use band's longevity for paychecks. insert into 401k (because everyone wants a new yacht at 50 amirite?)
step three) score a hottie!
congratulations mister and misses bolooki!