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Stop Clubbing, Baby Seals

Posted by: Jason Tate (11/04/13)
You all are confusing! Every time we post anything like this the comments are filled with "why is this news" and "absolutegossip.net" ... and yet every time something like this hits the interwebs it gets submitted to us a whole bunch of times (and based on the very complex formula that the more something gets submitted, the more likely it is that it's going to get posted, we usually run it). Ummm, so to make the news submitters happy: Gossip columnists are reporting Benji Madden and Miley Cyrus made out during a Halloween party. For everyone else? Here's a lesson in grammar.

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10:22 AM on 11/04/13
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absolutee!entertainmentnews.net
10:23 AM on 11/04/13
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OurLadyCoolbean
False. Black bears.
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I don't care about Benji and Miley, but that picture of the seals is absolutely adorable.
10:29 AM on 11/04/13
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Gross... For both of them, I guess.
10:33 AM on 11/04/13
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I've seen 701 bands/artists live
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10:35 AM on 11/04/13
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10:39 AM on 11/04/13
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benji madden of all people.
10:44 AM on 11/04/13
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oh, common life
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Guaranteed mess of a thread, subbing for incoming gifs and comedy
10:46 AM on 11/04/13
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That's because our society is so obsessed with mindless gossip that they deem it news. I've never bitched about it not being popular amongst a lot of people
10:53 AM on 11/04/13
bladerdude360
saved latin. What did you ever do?
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Is the grammar lesson related to the news post in some way?
10:55 AM on 11/04/13
j4callen
ummm
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Mike Will gonna beat that ass.
10:56 AM on 11/04/13
Spencer Control
Now we are all sons of bitches
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I really hope that Jason changes all instances of "AbsolutePunk" on this site to one of the millions of gems that have been posted recently for April Fool's Day.
11:30 AM on 11/04/13
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did she have the foam finger on?
11:38 AM on 11/04/13
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maybe this is not related at all, but I never liked Good Charlotte that much.
11:41 AM on 11/04/13
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What a retard to make out with that bitch.

You can do better, Miley
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