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Stop Clubbing, Baby Seals

Posted by - 11:08 AM on 11/04/13
You all are confusing! Every time we post anything like this the comments are filled with "why is this news" and "absolutegossip.net" ... and yet every time something like this hits the interwebs it gets submitted to us a whole bunch of times (and based on the very complex formula that the more something gets submitted, the more likely it is that it's going to get posted, we usually run it). Ummm, so to make the news submitters happy: Gossip columnists are reporting Benji Madden and Miley Cyrus made out during a Halloween party. For everyone else? Here's a lesson in grammar.

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11:22 AM on 11/04/13
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birdman
Don't hold your breath
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absolutee!entertainmentnews.net
11:23 AM on 11/04/13
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OurLadyCoolbean
False. Black bears.
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I don't care about Benji and Miley, but that picture of the seals is absolutely adorable.
11:29 AM on 11/04/13
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the seventeenth
work in progress
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Gross... For both of them, I guess.
11:33 AM on 11/04/13
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@BehindtheCade Seen 735 bands live!
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AbsoluTMZ.net
11:35 AM on 11/04/13
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dannylololol
Stay Hungry. Stay Free.
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absolutebenjiandmiley.net
11:39 AM on 11/04/13
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Arry
apreeesh
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benji madden of all people.
11:44 AM on 11/04/13
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EastCoastVans
Why Bother
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Guaranteed mess of a thread, subbing for incoming gifs and comedy
11:46 AM on 11/04/13
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That's because our society is so obsessed with mindless gossip that they deem it news. I've never bitched about it not being popular amongst a lot of people
11:53 AM on 11/04/13
bladerdude360
saved latin. What did you ever do?
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Is the grammar lesson related to the news post in some way?
11:55 AM on 11/04/13
j4callen
#SeeRed
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Mike Will gonna beat that ass.
11:56 AM on 11/04/13
Spencer Control
it's okay to say goodbye
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I really hope that Jason changes all instances of "AbsolutePunk" on this site to one of the millions of gems that have been posted recently for April Fool's Day.
12:30 PM on 11/04/13
circletheworld
Old Fears New Frontiers
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did she have the foam finger on?
12:38 PM on 11/04/13
simplejack
Burnette Drive
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maybe this is not related at all, but I never liked Good Charlotte that much.
12:41 PM on 11/04/13
harsh reality
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What a retard to make out with that bitch.

You can do better, Miley

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