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Congratulations to Lights and Beau

Posted by - 10:19 AM on 11/04/13
Congratulations to Valerie Anne Poxleitne (Lights) and Beau on their announcement that they will be having a baby together.
 
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10:19 AM on 11/04/13
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Jason Tate
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I guess the "birthday" tag works ... not sure what else to use for these.
10:24 AM on 11/04/13
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On a more sobering note:

Stay classy, Facebook.

check out the comments

10:26 AM on 11/04/13
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the seventeenth
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Congrats, that's awesome! Lucky kid, those are some cool parents haha
10:29 AM on 11/04/13
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They are starting to look like each other now .
10:30 AM on 11/04/13
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I wish I was having a baby with Lights.
10:42 AM on 11/04/13
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On a more sobering note:

Stay classy, Facebook.

check out the comments

i think the most shocking part, is that for being pregnant, how the hell is she not putting on any weight on?
10:52 AM on 11/04/13
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i think the most shocking part, is that for being pregnant, how the hell is she not putting on any weight on?
I know, same with Sherri Dupree when she was pregnant. I think it's just their body type.
10:53 AM on 11/04/13
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They're way too attractive of a couple. That kid's got some damn good genes going for him/her.

I love the "Looks fake" comment on Facebook. Trying to figure out why they would fake a pregnancy on the Internet, hahahaha.
10:58 AM on 11/04/13
Brandon Allin
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Congrats to the couple.
11:11 AM on 11/04/13
irthesteve
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Stupid detail, I know, but Valerie isn't her legal name anymore.
11:13 AM on 11/04/13
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fml she's having a baby and its not mine
11:15 AM on 11/04/13
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Congrats to the happy couple!

Also, smaller women just don't get as big during pregnancy. I remember when my mom was having my twin brothers, she was the same size as my average sized aunt who was only having one baby.
11:32 AM on 11/04/13
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I almost feel like its unhealthy for the baby that she hasn't put on more weight.
12:00 PM on 11/04/13
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Wow really!?!? Its like she doesnt even care what the guys in the absolutepunk thread will think of her looks anymore.. good luck getting all chubby n junks..

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