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50 Cent Throws, Probably, The Worst Ceremonial First Pitch in...

Posted by - 06:55 AM on 05/28/14
Baseball is a proud sport, one with almost unlimited tradition and the sport that, perhaps, is most dear to America's heart. 50 Cent's ceremonial first pitch at last night's New York Mets vs. Pittsburgh Pirates game was neither proud nor traditional, but the Internet will hold it dear to its heart for many moons to come. Put blankly, you couldn't throw a baseball this poorly if you tried your hardest. It's in the replies, of course, where these sorts of things belong.
 
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06:56 AM on 05/28/14
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07:00 AM on 05/28/14
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hahaha so bad
07:03 AM on 05/28/14
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Worst rapper alive.
07:04 AM on 05/28/14
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Love that he just immediately laughed about it.
07:04 AM on 05/28/14
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07:04 AM on 05/28/14
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I don't even understand baseball and that was rough
07:04 AM on 05/28/14
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Benny Rodriguez: Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun. I mean, if you were having fun you would've caught that ball. You ever have a paper route?
Curtis Jackson: I helped a guy once.
Benny Rodriguez: Okay, well chuck it like you throw paper. When your arm gets here, just let go. Just let go, it's that easy.
07:05 AM on 05/28/14
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50 hasnt been this relevant in years, good on him
07:08 AM on 05/28/14
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07:08 AM on 05/28/14
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Catcher sold him out. Called for the intentional walk but didn't get out of his stance. Bitch move.
07:10 AM on 05/28/14
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Benny Rodriguez: Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun. I mean, if you were having fun you would've caught that ball. You ever have a paper route?
Curtis Jackson: I helped a guy once.
Benny Rodriguez: Okay, well chuck it like you throw paper. When your arm gets here, just let go. Just let go, it's that easy.

Classic.
07:15 AM on 05/28/14
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This leads me to believe that he's not actually left handed.
07:16 AM on 05/28/14
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Catcher sold him out. Called for the intentional walk but didn't get out of his stance. Bitch move.
He didn't want to get called for the balk.
07:26 AM on 05/28/14
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He's a mathlete, not an athlete.

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