idk, the bottom quote they used to show that people thought it was real, just seems like a sarcastic comment. which is how they can all be interpreted. while i'd like to think that the news site missed the mark by not realizing the comments were sarcastic in nature, i'm saddened that it's probably just everyday people just being idiots.
What the hell is even going on in this world. This reminds me of something that people would think to be real like on the Lie Witness News on Jimmy Kimmel. The biggest example that comes to mind is this one.