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Steven Spielberg Shoots Dinosaur; ET is Next

Posted by - 10:27 AM on 07/11/14
Remember that time people thought Steven Spielberg killed a real dinosaur? Happy Friday everyone.
 
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10:32 AM on 07/11/14
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amorning_ofsleep
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Slow news day.
10:32 AM on 07/11/14
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codeseven
LORD LAY DOWN YOUR OWN DAMN SOUL
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That is appalling. He is a disgusting human being and he should be shot.
10:41 AM on 07/11/14
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idk, the bottom quote they used to show that people thought it was real, just seems like a sarcastic comment. which is how they can all be interpreted. while i'd like to think that the news site missed the mark by not realizing the comments were sarcastic in nature, i'm saddened that it's probably just everyday people just being idiots.
10:41 AM on 07/11/14
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I can't believe he killed that... Who the fuck am I kidding? I own the trilogy on blu-ray.
10:43 AM on 07/11/14
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codeseven
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WE CAN"T JUST MAKE NEW DINOSAURS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Ahem, I believe it's pronounced, DAHNOSAW
10:45 AM on 07/11/14
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What the hell is even going on in this world. This reminds me of something that people would think to be real like on the Lie Witness News on Jimmy Kimmel. The biggest example that comes to mind is this one.
11:00 AM on 07/11/14
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Just seems like everybody went along with the joke and the site reported it as if they were serious
11:40 AM on 07/11/14
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Clever girl.
11:44 AM on 07/11/14
suicidalmoose
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not to mention when he killed all those nazis, the man is a monster
12:47 PM on 07/11/14
Spencer Control
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Just seems like everybody went along with the joke and the site reported it as if they were serious
This was my interpretation as well.
08:17 PM on 07/11/14
DeLorean88
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Some people will believe anything.
07:17 AM on 07/12/14
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Fucking hell!
09:24 PM on 07/13/14
yourbiggestflan
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HAH.

This definitely made my night.

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