It is true. Your punishment is over. We have grown nostalgic for the U.S.A., and will tour it by rental minivan this August. Math the Band (yeah) and Octaves are coming with us.
We will also be selling our new scientific fitness product: Niacin supplemental vitamin.
HORSE the band, Math the band, Octaves
Aug 8 - Sidebar, Baltimore, MD
Aug 9 - Marlin Room at Webster Hall, New York, NY
Aug 10 - The Barbary, Philadelphia, PA
Aug 11 - Amityville Music Hall, Amityville, NY
Aug 12 - Middle East, Boston, MA
Aug 13 - Webster Underground, Hartford, CT
Aug 14 - Cattivo, Pittsburgh, PA
Aug 15 - Grog Shop, Cleveland, OH
Aug 16 - Mac's Bar, Lansing, MI
Aug 17 - Beat Kitchen, Chicago, IL
The venues are all pretty small and several analysts believe the shows may sell out in advance, so if you want to come you better buy tickets online RIGHT NOW cause we probably won't tour the US again for another 4 years, at least. Do not make us punish you again.
The ticket links are all on our page on the Tour Dates tab. Go there to buy the tickets. Request the day after off of work now. It will hurt. We drink even more than before and our bodies have grown manlier. You will be shocked by how much better we have aged than you and your friends. If you are going to be on vacation, cancel your vacation. If you think you "need" to go to work that night or school the next day, kill yourself.
Soon there will be promotional marketing materials and other information about our new supplemental vitamin line. We will also post scientific facts and past hilarious HTB tour anecdotes about each city we visit as a way to pump you up for the shows!
i was very stoked to hear about this, and then even more stoked when the promoter doing the show in my state asked my band if we were interested in playing. that is, until it was noted that selling tickets is "encouraged." i will enjoy the show greatly from the crowd.