I dedicate this review to CatchThePhoenix.

Originally Posted by scmaley

This is the kind of album that lets you know that America is still free.

I agree with this assessment. God bless us!

Originally Posted by littlebeav

Well, Brad, I'm going to Warped tour tomorrow. Maybe they'll represent, either way this review grabbed my attention with 1) Texas Tech Red Raiders wife beaters, & 2) if they're THAt awful, I have to see them live. Of course! Good job Blake.

I've been getting my guns up since I was 2

at least listen to "Richman," and it'll show you what the next album will sound like. Balla.

Originally Posted by mht

hipsters don't wear new era caps.

fuck, i forgot to ask the professor.

Originally Posted by HyperactiveYout

THIS JUST IN! Pretentious indie kids destroy all fun in music with their "wit" and "storytelling abilities". The plan is working, who will be next?

I'm judging the hell out of you right now.

Originally Posted by Jason Tate

Dunno -- have any other bands you like that blow goats you'd like us to review?

this is the best 4th of july present ever. Jason Tate fighting for my rights to be a jackass. Abe Lincoln would be so proud of what you've built.


The most telling thing about this band is the fact that so many people say that, "they're fun, but I agree." If they were that fun, I'd like them and give them a good score. Barely half the songs are redeemable in any way. Stop making excuses.

Originally Posted by Jason Tate

That would be like trying to convince me Eddie Murphy movies are "fun" and I should go give them my money to watch them. "Fun" does not give someone immunity from sucking.

Don't tell my dad you hate Eddie Murphy. He'll cry.

Originally Posted by redsand62

I read this shirtless.

remind me to give you a bearhug soon.

this review needs more patriotism:

Originally Posted by ak4

Still Around


thats the only noteworthy track because they sing..and they sing very fucking well i might add. other than that...i pirated it, and i will not pay a dime..thanks for one fucking track 3OH!3//maybe if the release was good id consider spending money on this. but it shiould just be mass recycled and used for better things..like new toys for toddlers, or maybe chinese throwing discs

oh my god hahahahahah

Originally Posted by highasakyt

don't like the album

but

"tell your boyfriend if he's got beef/that i'm a vegetarian/and i ain't fucking scared of him"

is a great line.

amazing review, the intro made me laugh really hard, because it reminded me of my brother. minus our mom showing up half naked.

pee your pants hard?

Originally Posted by Spenny

I must say, upon reading this back, I realized that this is probably my favourite review on the site.
Nicely done Blake.

i wish funny blake would come out of hiding. He's being a spoil sport lately.