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02:35 PM on 07/03/08
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I dedicate this review to CatchThePhoenix.
07:15 AM on 07/04/08
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This is the kind of album that lets you know that America is still free.


I agree with this assessment. God bless us!
09:14 AM on 07/04/08
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Well, Brad, I'm going to Warped tour tomorrow. Maybe they'll represent, either way this review grabbed my attention with 1) Texas Tech Red Raiders wife beaters, & 2) if they're THAt awful, I have to see them live. Of course! Good job Blake.


I've been getting my guns up since I was 2
09:22 AM on 07/04/08
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at least listen to "Richman," and it'll show you what the next album will sound like. Balla.
03:54 PM on 07/04/08
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hipsters don't wear new era caps.


fuck, i forgot to ask the professor.
03:56 PM on 07/04/08
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THIS JUST IN! Pretentious indie kids destroy all fun in music with their "wit" and "storytelling abilities". The plan is working, who will be next?


I'm judging the hell out of you right now.
04:10 PM on 07/04/08
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Dunno -- have any other bands you like that blow goats you'd like us to review?


this is the best 4th of july present ever. Jason Tate fighting for my rights to be a jackass. Abe Lincoln would be so proud of what you've built.


The most telling thing about this band is the fact that so many people say that, "they're fun, but I agree." If they were that fun, I'd like them and give them a good score. Barely half the songs are redeemable in any way. Stop making excuses.
04:17 PM on 07/04/08
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That would be like trying to convince me Eddie Murphy movies are "fun" and I should go give them my money to watch them. "Fun" does not give someone immunity from sucking.


Don't tell my dad you hate Eddie Murphy. He'll cry.
04:26 PM on 07/04/08
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I read this shirtless.


remind me to give you a bearhug soon.
04:45 PM on 07/04/08
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this review needs more patriotism:
01:41 AM on 07/07/08
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Still Around


thats the only noteworthy track because they sing..and they sing very fucking well i might add. other than that...i pirated it, and i will not pay a dime..thanks for one fucking track 3OH!3//maybe if the release was good id consider spending money on this. but it shiould just be mass recycled and used for better things..like new toys for toddlers, or maybe chinese throwing discs


oh my god hahahahahah
04:30 AM on 07/10/08
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don't like the album

but

"tell your boyfriend if he's got beef/that i'm a vegetarian/and i ain't fucking scared of him"

is a great line.

amazing review, the intro made me laugh really hard, because it reminded me of my brother. minus our mom showing up half naked.


pee your pants hard?
05:00 PM on 05/18/09
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I must say, upon reading this back, I realized that this is probably my favourite review on the site.
Nicely done Blake.
i wish funny blake would come out of hiding. He's being a spoil sport lately.
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