I am going to go float the Comal or Guadalupe river with an 18 pack of Lone Star and friends. I fuckin love America. Have a great and safe 4th everyone!
Happy Independence Day to all you guys down in the States. For you, some joke about national holidays I've heard on the radio last year, no hard feeling intended:
- On July 1st, Canadians celebrate and make a firework;
- On July 14th, French celebrate and make a huge ass firework;
- On July 4th, Americans celebrate and bomb a country.