I ABSOLUTELY disagree. "Everybody Get Dangerous" is an amazing rock song and is one of the highlights of this album. The lyrics are great and fit in perfectly w/ much of this album's sarcasm. Also you might want to read through this review again, there's some simple grammatical mistakes to clean up.
As a huge Weezer fan and lover of the Red album, I admit that the lyrics in the verses of this song still make me cringe. I don't see how you can say that they aren't... "When I was younger I used to tip cows for fun, yeah/Actually I didn't do that, 'cos I didn't want the cows to be sad." Weezer rules, but there's not much anybody can take from that.