12:54 PM on 08/12/08
"It is a lineup that is comparable to the Yankees, Derek Jeter, Alexander Rodriguez, and Andy Pettitte, each coming up to the plate one after the other to bat. Like these ball players, all three bands are equal in strength and performance and should be on the same team."
So, what you're saying is Damone and Paramore are comparable to seeing Hall of Fame offensive players at the plate while Vivacity is comparable to the pathetic offensive prowess of a lifelong American League pitcher (aka, he doesn't bat). By far the worst analogy imaginable. I mean you could've gone with Melky Cabrera and at least you would've had three position players who see regular at-bats. But no, you decided to go with a 36 year old AL pitcher who has had a total of 181 ABs in his entire career. Bravo.