02:31 PM on 08/21/08
Let's Go Pens! And Yanks!
THE SCENIC'S brand new generic, effortless album Find Yourself Queer is now in stores! Make yourself queer and pick up a copy. You may find yourself full of regret, but at least the album art will afford you the opportunity to reminisce about one of Nickelodeon's best and not-so watered-down* animated series (The Angry Beavers).
*The Scenic and the entire Fearless Records band roster
Absolute Punk: So, Jeremy, please tell us. What was it like recording the album?
Jeremy: Well, we drank a lot of wine coolers, played plenty of grab-ass and, not to mention, plenty of that Rayman game for the Playstation console.
Dan: Yeah, I think it's safe to say that Rayman really kind of inspired a lot of the mediocrity and homo eroticism on this record.
Jeremy: Like, we totally half-assed this shit, but it's all gravy 'cause Victory can't let us go. We've got four more gems like this one to deliver to 'em.
GO CHECK THEM OUT ON TOUR NOW!
I'd just like to congratulate you on your excellent first post.
Keep up the creativity!