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Someone is Getting Teased in Grade School

Posted by - 08:09 PM on 08/21/08
Gwen Stefani gave birth to a baby boy this morning - she named him Zuma Nesta Rock. Seriously.

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08:10 PM on 08/21/08
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booyousuck
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poor kid.
08:11 PM on 08/21/08
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blimpcityhero11
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She does realize baby names and album names are two completely different schools of thought, right?
08:11 PM on 08/21/08
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Bob Payne
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what a bitch
08:12 PM on 08/21/08
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fuck what you know.
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Zuma Nesta Rock. that sucks. poor kid.
08:13 PM on 08/21/08
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alann
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why not numa numa nei?
08:14 PM on 08/21/08
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i have zuma on my phone. its some fun shit
08:15 PM on 08/21/08
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all I can think of is that if this kid travels like 2000 years in to the future, his name may fit right in
08:15 PM on 08/21/08
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all these kids are going to grow up and kill there parents and I do not blame them one bit.
08:15 PM on 08/21/08
vegas skies
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Messed, that kid is gonna live a shitty life.
08:16 PM on 08/21/08
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zuma? like the game i kick ass at?
08:16 PM on 08/21/08
gnp8472
sever your leg please
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excerpt from aformentioned teasing:

"hey Zuma... your mom sucks!"
08:16 PM on 08/21/08
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all i have to say is what. the. fuck?
08:17 PM on 08/21/08
Drew Beringer
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Poor kid? Come on, who cares about the name, kid is set for life finacially
08:17 PM on 08/21/08
mrxstripes
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Wow, way to discreetly say that you hate your kid.

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