have all the other men left the showers yet?
ooh i don't like saying that word: "cream"
oh god she farted and it went down my throat!
nobody messes with mort goldman, you bastard!
i gotta fart, but i don't know which way to turn
nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! except that one time when that guy called me a fizzle and then ran away, he got away with it, but from this point on only half the people who will have called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!
this is life, the one you get, so go and have a ball. because the world don't beat to the sound of just one drum, what might be right for you, may not be right for some. you take the good, you take the bad, you put them together, and then you have, my opening statement. sit, booboo, sit. good dog.