You mispelled his name wrong, jgord; it's Axl. 'Cuz lidderassy iz 4 luzerz.
I'm afraid I broke down. I couldn't wait for Guns 'n' Roses, so I bought my own Dr. Pepper. Luckily for me, it seems, since the bastards aren't giving free DP to Canadians. Canada would swear revenge, Dr. Pepper, if you weren't so delicious.