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Bigger Than The Sound: New Year's Resolutions of the Stars

Posted by - 03:34 PM on 01/07/09
This week's Bigger Than the Sound features New Year's Resolutions from some of music's biggest stars. Enjoy.
 
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03:34 PM on 01/07/09
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Steve Henderson
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So many of those are pure gold.
03:37 PM on 01/07/09
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kigginsthisprov
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Ahahaha, laughing at the Katy Perry one.
03:40 PM on 01/07/09
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Eh, a few were sorta funny.
03:53 PM on 01/07/09
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Quote:
Ben Gibbard
"I will carry my title of 'The Luckiest Man Alive' into 2009 and will begin a lucrative career giving motivational speeches to doughy white guys around the world."

hahaha this was the best
03:53 PM on 01/07/09
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Hahaha... The T-Pain suing Kanye for auto-tuning his already auto-tuned songs.
03:58 PM on 01/07/09
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He forgot one:

ALL TIME LOW
"Our resolution is to continue to ape Blink-182 as much as we can without putting our own original spin, thought or ideas into our music and continue cracking juvenile jokes that are never funny."
04:02 PM on 01/07/09
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Hahaha... The T-Pain suing Kanye for auto-tuning his already auto-tuned songs.
Haha. That was my favorite.
04:11 PM on 01/07/09
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that was genius
04:12 PM on 01/07/09
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Not funny.
04:14 PM on 01/07/09
WFUJerseyJon
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hahahaha very clever.
04:16 PM on 01/07/09
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Fail
04:55 PM on 01/07/09
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this guy is either a virgin or married to a librarian
04:58 PM on 01/07/09
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50 Cent's actually won him some points with me. Still can't listen to a single song of his, but that shit was funny.
05:38 PM on 01/07/09
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i was expecting it to be funny after reading a few comments and...its really not

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