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09:32 PM on 09/27/05 
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Anyone have any fucked up sex stories they'd like to share?

Note: No, I am not jerking off to these stories, nor am I using them for my own personal enjoyment. I am just in the mood for a laugh.
09:33 PM on 09/27/05 
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i had sex on a pool table. that should be entertaining for you.
09:34 PM on 09/27/05 
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apoemtothedead
ppppppppttttttttt.
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One time during sex I called Lois "Frank." Your move Sherlock.
09:49 PM on 09/27/05 
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actually i think these kind of stories are funny too... someone find a site with a bunch and link it

haha
09:50 PM on 09/27/05 
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i'm hungry.
09:52 PM on 09/27/05 
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Originally Posted by pinkerton
i'm hungry.
bad story.
09:53 PM on 09/27/05 
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http://www.thatsembarrassing.com/sex.php
09:53 PM on 09/27/05 
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Originally Posted by Crocodile Logic
bad story.
i'm hungry for your body.
09:54 PM on 09/27/05 
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I was doing this girl in the butt and she shat on my penis.
09:54 PM on 09/27/05 
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Originally Posted by Greg
actually i think these kind of stories are funny too... someone find a site with a bunch and link it

haha
http://tuckermax.com/ In theory that should be what you're looking for.
09:54 PM on 09/27/05 
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www.eroticmishaps.com/wronghole
09:56 PM on 09/27/05 
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Originally Posted by YourLatestVicti
http://tuckermax.com/ In theory that should be what you're looking for.
HAH yessssssss!!

tucker max is so awesome
09:56 PM on 09/27/05 
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Originally Posted by twe

THANK JESUS THAT THAT LINK TOOK LONG TO LOAD.

i got lucky.
09:56 PM on 09/27/05 
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When I was 17 I was at my girlfriends house and her mom was in the room adjacent to the living room and we had sex right there on her couch.

Want to know the best part? She told her mom that and apparently she wasn't mad about it at all. Of course she told her mom two years later.
09:58 PM on 09/27/05 
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Originally Posted by pinkerton
THANK JESUS THAT THAT LINK TOOK LONG TO LOAD.

i got lucky.
damnit.



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