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After a week off, Dr. Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) is back to give you the safest diagnosis possible. This column contains stand-up comedy, how Keith stays healthy, and sweet, sweet love between a banana and donut hole. As always, these are real questions from real AP.net users, if you want the doctor to answer your questions, shoot him an email here.
Drew Beringer on 09/10/12 - 10:20 AM
Even though Every Time I Die is backpacking through Europe right now, that won't stop Dr. Keith Buckley from telling you what the perfect pube hair length is. That's right - we're back with the newest installment of solutions and answers from the good doctor. It'll only cost you a nickel (or just steal your neighbor's wi-fi like I am). Once again, these are real questions from real AP.net users. If you want to join in the fun, just e-mail us here.
Drew Beringer on 08/21/12 - 09:31 AM
Now that Warped Tour has wrapped up for the summer, Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die will be delivering his advice at the beginning of each week. Now you'll be properly equipped and educated to make the right (or wrong) decisions in your life. Anyways, these are real questions from real AP.net users, if you want the good doctor to guide you in your life, make sure to email your questions here.
Drew Beringer on 08/13/12 - 11:23 PM
So we're a few days late with Dr. Keith Buckley's (Every Time I Die) weekly column. So whatever, deal with it. Keith couldn't find any internet access in any of the crevices of the Warped Tour. Fear not though, as Keith valiantly found a wi-fi hotspot and sent in his answers to your very important questions. If you want your questions to be answered by the good doctor, make sure to email them here As always, these are real questions from real AP.net users. Read them in the replies.
Drew Beringer on 07/11/12 - 10:40 AM
So we've heard your "complaints" that the doctor isn't taking your issues seriously enough. Are you kidding me? Where else could you have gotten the term "Urkel Pit"?!? Anyways, Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) took a new approach with your questions this week, so if you don't like it, you have yourself entirely to blame. As always, these are real questions from real AbsolutePunk users. If you want Keith to answer a question of yours, you can email it here.
Drew Beringer on 07/03/12 - 09:40 AM
Even with his band playing to thousands of fans daily on this summer's Warped Tour, Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) is still finding time to answer your very important questions. As always, these are real questions from real AP.net users, and if you want to have your pressing questions answered, just email Keith here.
Drew Beringer on 06/26/12 - 09:46 AM
I can say without a doubt that this is the best column yet. You guys answered the call and sent in some fantastic questions, which I'm told Keith took very, very seriously. Even though his band Every Time I Die is currently laying waste to Warped Tour stages across the country, Dr. Buckley still found time to fit us in his very busy schedule. As always, there are real questions sent in by our users. If you want to join in on the fun, send your questions to this address.
Drew Beringer on 06/19/12 - 12:26 AM
There weren't many questions this week, but Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) still provided some keys to success. It's the quality that counts, not the quantity! But still, if you want the doctor to answer your questions about anything and everything, shoot him an email by clicking here. As always, the questions and answers are in the replies.
Drew Beringer on 06/13/12 - 12:44 AM
Three weeks into the gnarliest advice column ever, and the questions being received by Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) keep getting better. Whether he gives you the answer you were hoping for is totally up to how much alcohol Keith's consumed that day. This week's batch of Q's and A's are the freshest yet. Enjoy them in the replies.
Drew Beringer on 06/04/12 - 11:15 AM
Another week is here so it's time for another advice column from Every Time I Die's Keith Buckley. If you enjoyed last week's, then you'll love this week's column. He's like Siri - only smarter, funnier, and drunker. You can read it in the replies, enjoy.
Drew Beringer on 05/28/12 - 07:20 AM
Are you as excited as I am? Today is our debut advice column was Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die). This week he answers questions regarding genital warts, prom, the future of technology and everything else in between. You can read Keith's answers to your questions in the replies, and don't forget to submit your questions to him here.
Drew Beringer on 05/21/12 - 07:18 AM
Liam and Me has started an advice column. Email your conundrums to liamandmeadvice@gmail.com.

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Julia Conny on 01/20/08 - 10:50 PM
Who needs Dr. Phil, Abby, or some guy in a ninja costume to answer all of life’s questions? Nope, nobody can offer better advice than four OC metal-heads. That’s right, Throwdown are Absolutepunk.net’s resident advice columnists and they want your dilemmas. Send all queries here with the subject line “Dear Throwdown” and check back for the first installment in the near future.
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